The Pissed and Cook

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Uke's and Hatori's POV

It was finally 7:00 in the morning. During this time, Misaki gets up to make breakfast for the "busy" author. Unaware of his surroundings, he turns to his right and stretches. I'm surprised Usagi hasn't forced me to have sex tonight. That's quite rare for him. Misaki opens his eyes and sees Onodera in front of him. He mentally screams but doesn't do it out loud knowing they were all still sleeping.

He looks to his left and sees the sleeping Kisa and Chiaki snuggled up together. Oh yeah. We spent the night here. I forgot all about yesterday's events. Though, I wonder where Usagi-san is. He still hasn't found me yet, which is good, but he's probably worried. Misaki gets off the bed carefully so he doesn't disturb the others only to be clung onto by Onodera. "Hehe...Senpai...."

Gah! You're way older than me! I can't be your senpai! He begins to wiggle free until Chiaki clings onto him. "Gohan...oishiidesu...tamago...totemo oishiidesu." Misaki used his dream to his advantage. "Chiaki-san, if you let go of the chocolate bar, then it will make you some delicious eggs." Chiaki lets go of him saying "Okay...Mr. Chocolate..." 

Misaki was now free and moved off the bed, hoping Kisa doesn't grab onto him. He was just whispering things he couldn't make out. "That's....I...like...it..." That sent shivers up his spine. Sheesh. He lets out a big yawn and heads towards the door. His mission to remain silent was a sudden failure as he opened the door to reveal a bear at the door, staring daggers into Misaki's soul. 

"AH! NOT ANOTHER BEAR!" Misaki's shriek caused everyone in the room to awake

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"AH! NOT ANOTHER BEAR!" Misaki's shriek caused everyone in the room to awake. "What's wrong!" Kisa says concerned. Misaki was still in shock and couldn't sputter out his words. He points at the door with a trembling finger. "There's a bear in the house!" Chiaki and Onodera get up with fear in their souls. "Crap! WHY THE HECK  IS THERE A BEAR HERE!"

"BARRICADE THE DOOR!" Kisa gets a chair and attempts to barricade the door. The door suddenly opens hitting Kisa on the face. "Ite..." Misaki still in shock yells. "KAMISAMA! THE BEAR IS HERE." He runs towards the bathroom and locks the door, again... With Kisa on the floor slightly conscious, Onodera and Chiaki both hug each other, fearing for their lives. They released their breaths as soon as they figured out it was just Hatori. "Onodera...let go of Chiaki this instant." Onodera was nowhere near safe. He runs towards the bathroom door, banging on the door begging for Misaki to open it. 

Misaki being unselfish to hog all the bathroom space, he opens the door only to be opened by Hatori. "Get the hell out of the bathroom now." Chiaki gets off the bed and runs towards the two. "Stop it, Tori! They just spent the night is all! Don't worry guys, he isn't a threat...at least for you guys." Hatori lets go of his anger and sits on the bed.

"Chi...a...ki. Why are they here?" He says threateningly. "Well long story short, they needed a place to crash, especially since they have some people on their tails." He chuckles nervously as he rubs the back of his neck. "Funny. I have met three other people that were looking for some person of theirs. You wouldn't suppose who they are, do you?" 

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