Barnes Imagines (Requests are Acceptable)

I HAVE RETURNED

I'm back and apparently I had a draft saved for this. No idea what is was going to be though. Anyway I haven't forgot this book I work on all my stories in some way all the time.
  I might just turn this into a marvel rant thing though with an occasional Bucky imagine.
  Anyway today our rant is about Marvel ships!!
Yay!
Warning this book will have spoilers from now on. So read at own risk. YOUVE BEEN WARNED!!

Anyway, first up Stucky.
I don't like Stucky much. I have to admit it could be cute but cut the dudes some slack man! They're just best friends, why does everyone automatically assume they're gay?
  We all have that one friend that people think that you're gay with (even I do) again nothing against gay stuff I'm just saying why can't they be totes besties?
  Besides Stucky can't happen. Because of  Benny. Which is my name Kenny mixed with Bucky. That's right. Mmhm I made myself a ship name with Bucky. Problem?
  And also there's Steggy. I don't freaking care Peggy is dead (😭😭😭😭😭) and that even if she wasn't she's like 90. I will ship Steggy forever. Sharon can get lost man. As far as I'm concerned it's still 1943 and Steve is still socking old Hitler on the jaw.
  Steggy okay. Steggy. I will go down with that ship.
  I love Captain America and the historical aspects behind it. Captain America is my favorite Marvel storyline basically.

Now on to the most triggering ship of all time. Clintasha.
  WHAT THE ACTUAL POTATO WAS MARVEL THINKING??!!!!
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
  Why did they throw that away? The fudge. Screw Lora or whatever her name is. I'm sorry she's basically a plot hole and needs to go.
  Why must Marvel screw everything up. Like first I'm sitting there chilling with the Clintasha vibes then like Statasha (Steve and Natasha) shows up a little. And then the whole Brutasha ( which is what I call Bruce and Nat.) wait ready cue Lion King reference.

Ooh Brutasha. 😂😂 instead of Mufasa? Hey? Get it? I hope.
  Then there's like some Brony. Bruce and Tony. But then there's Stony.
  Like make up your mind Marvel?
  What are you doing with our emotions??!
  Anyway leave in the comments who you ship and everything.

  I'm confused on whether I like Vision and Wanda still. I kinda do. I don't know.