these messages are inspired by late night texts between a bi girl and an always confused girl who are trying to solve world mysteries by lame jokes, saltiness and trying to out-sass each other so have fun reading them!
[Louis-Harry Texting Thread]
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28.04.17
[LOUIS]: curly
[LOUIS]: I'm bored 😐
[HARRY]: I'm working. Leave me alone.
[LOUIS]: You only bake the first hour and spend the rest of the day gossiping with Jade...
[HARRY]: ...what do you want??
[LOUIS]: idkk i wanna do something.
[LOUIS]: go out
[LOUIS]: walk around
[LOUIS]: just move in any way humanly possible because my fucking bum is asleep from sitting in the same position for the past two days! 😭
[HARRY]: the doctor said you have to rest for at least a week.
[LOUIS]: BUT ITS SO ANNOYING 😩😩😩
[HARRY]: it's*
[LOUIS]: fuck off 😒
[HARRY]: you texted me...?
[LOUIS]: true true
[HARRY]:...
[LOUIS]: I miss you 😘
[HARRY]: I'm at work.
[LOUIS]: where's the correlation??? I see no correlation!
[HARRY]: maybe because you're too gay to see the correlated straight line 🤷♂️
[LOUIS]: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
[LOUIS]: I don't get it 😑
[HARRY]: it's a math joke
[LOUIS]: eww that's why
[LOUIS]: you know...
[LOUIS]: I'm home alone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[HARRY]: .
[HARRY]: don't do anything disgusting in my bed please
[HARRY]: and wtf is that?????
[LOUIS]: what?
[HARRY]: that face! It's so creepy.
[HARRY]: it's staring at me. Why does it look like a creepy uncle???
[LOUIS]: your creepy! Don't be rude to him he's a good man with a heart of gold
[HARRY]: you're* and you're so weird
[LOUIS]: you know what they say about weird 😏
[HARRY]: no what?
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