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11. TOW The Annoying Texts

these messages are inspired by late night texts between a bi girl and an always confused girl who are trying to solve world mysteries by lame jokes, saltiness and trying to out-sass each other so have fun reading them!

[Louis-Harry Texting Thread]

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28.04.17

[LOUIS]: curly

[LOUIS]: I'm bored 😐

[HARRY]: I'm working. Leave me alone.

[LOUIS]: You only bake the first hour and spend the rest of the day gossiping with Jade...

[HARRY]: ...what do you want??

[LOUIS]: idkk i wanna do something.

[LOUIS]: go out

[LOUIS]: walk around

[LOUIS]: just move in any way humanly possible because my fucking bum is asleep from sitting in the same position for the past two days! 😭

[HARRY]: the doctor said you have to rest for at least a week.

[LOUIS]: BUT ITS SO ANNOYING 😩😩😩

[HARRY]: it's*

[LOUIS]: fuck off 😒

[HARRY]: you texted me...?

[LOUIS]: true true

[HARRY]:...

[LOUIS]: I miss you 😘

[HARRY]: I'm at work.

[LOUIS]: where's the correlation??? I see no correlation!

[HARRY]: maybe because you're too gay to see the correlated straight line 🤷‍♂️

[LOUIS]: HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[LOUIS]: I don't get it 😑

[HARRY]: it's a math joke

[LOUIS]: eww that's why

[LOUIS]: you know...

[LOUIS]: I'm home alone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[HARRY]: .

[HARRY]: don't do anything disgusting in my bed please

[HARRY]: and wtf is that?????

[LOUIS]: what?

[HARRY]: that face! It's so creepy.

[HARRY]: it's staring at me. Why does it look like a creepy uncle???

[LOUIS]: your creepy! Don't be rude to him he's a good man with a heart of gold

[HARRY]: you're* and you're so weird

[LOUIS]: you know what they say about weird 😏

[HARRY]: no what?