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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

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I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

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