Silly Puns

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What's the worst part about throwing a party in space?
You have to planet

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester

It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers

There was an explosion in the cheese factory in France.
There was de-brie everywhere

When's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty

What do you do when chemists die?
Barium

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