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Chapter 3 :"Babe ... Babe do you hear that?"
She asked."Hear what?"
"Th-that sound .." She stuttered her voice shaking with fear. The noise was audible. Since Jackie was a light sleeper even an ant crawling up the wall could wake up Jackie.
"Let's go check it out." Michael whispered.
Slowly, they both got up and tiptoed downstairs.
"Baby am scared!" Jackie walked behind him. The noise got louder.
" It's coming from the kitchen ." Michael whispered he was scared but didn't want to show it .
Jackie swiftly , turned on the kitchen light.
What they saw was shocking . Michaels grandma twerking in her underwear on top of the counter with Miley Cyrus...
"What the f- grandma !" Michael yelled in disgust. Jackie covered her beloved husbands eyes.
"Oh god Michael , Jackie what are you guys doing up this time?" Grandma stopped twerking and adjusted her self.
"What are YOU doing twerking at the middle of the night with just underwear and this chick?!" Michael was shocked but kept his eyes on the ground.
"Yeah and worst of all you have no booty to twerk with !" Jackie added.
"I do!" Grandma spoke.
Suddenly Jackie came up to grandma.
Miley Cyrus took her radio and ran away.
"What is this?!" Jackie asked pointing on grandmas saggy butt cheeks.
"It's called an ass." Grandma replied
"Guys these days like young girls like me with ass sweetie." Grandma spoke.
Grandmas ass was dangerously flat. It was saggy and wrinkly everything she'd walk in public her butt cheeks would hang down low swinging like an old fashion clock.Michael started to laugh.
Young haha.
"By the way I twerk way better than Miley Cyrus!" Grandma stated.
"Grandma just go back to bed." Michael started to yawn.
So did Jackie.
Then grandma .
"Ahh son of the carrots you made me yawn." Grandma complained as she took out a chocolate cake from the refrigerator .
"Where did you get that?" Asked Michael
"I know some people." She replied grabbing a fork and shoving cake down her throat.
She then started choking.
Michael and Jackie ran up to her and helped her.
"Bri !" Jackie shouted worriedly .
Cough cough
"Ah dumb me I ate the plastic one !" Grandma started laughing as she took out another piece of chocolate cake .
"We'll kids am going back to sleep I have a date tomorrow ." She winked as she walked away.
"Wait ma !" Michael grabbed her arm.
"Who is he ?" He asked smiling
"Oh he's something all right." She winked again as she walked away with the chocolate cake in her hand.
"That was weird..." Jackie said.
Yawn
"Let's go back to bed babe ." Michael softly said as he grabbed her arm and carried her bridal style to their bedroom.
*~*
Knock knock"Are you awake ?" Jackie whispered to a full on sleeping Michael . Someone was knocking at the door.
"Who could it be ?" She thought " why would someone be knocking at this hour?"
She got up from the bed carefully not waking up Michael.
She took a quick glance at the digital clock.
3:06 A.M
Jackie tip toed downstairs the knocking got softer. Her heart was beating faster and faster out of the normal. Sweat starting crawling down her forehead.
As she made close to the front door. She swiftly turned around and saw something no one would expect to see.
That thing.
"May.. May I -I he-l-p you?" She stuttered as she backed away.
It didn't speak it just came closer to her.
Well that's what she thought .
Her world starting spinning. All of a sudden it turns black.
*~*
"Jackie?"
"Jackie?"
Michael just woke up from his sleep and found Jackie knocked out in the middle of the hall.
Jackie started to open her eyes slowly while groaning.
"Ohh what happened ?" Jackie asked as she rubbed her eyes.
Michael helped her up.
"No what happened to you baby?" He asked worriedly. He helped her up and sat down on the couch.
Jackie began to cry.
Michael wrapped his arms around her caressing her.
"Aw baby don't cry what happened ?" He spoke.
"I - I saw .." She couldn't continue her sobs took over.
"Here baby nothing's going to happen ill protect you."
He continued to hug her until she quieted down.
"I think we should move out."
Jackie cried out.
*~*
Question: Who do you think is Grandma's date?
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The Scary Book
Humor"Babe ... Babe do you hear that?" She asked. "Hear what?" "Th-that sound .." She stuttered her voice shaking with fear. "Let's go check it out." Michael whispered. Slowly, they both got up and tiptoed downstairs. "Baby am scared!" Jackie walked behi...