The Scary Book

Chapter 7

PG-13
Chapter 7:

It's been weeks after that incident with grandma . Michael and Jackie were lying down watching a movie. Grandma suddenly pops in their room. She seemed to be wearing a tight , short ; that reached way above her knees dress. It showed lots of her 'cleavage' . Her red pumps were tall ; taller than Jackie's usual ones. Her slightly gray hair was done as well as her make up. "Why you guys watching porn?" She asked suddenly as she walks towards them. It was hard for her to walk since her heels were extra long.

"Grandma that is not porn." Michael says amused . Jackie and Michaels eyes were glued on the tv not focusing on the old lady in front of them. "What is porn anyway?" She asked she had no clue what is was or meant . "Shhhh.." Jackie hushed as she watched the movie. The last time grandma heard and saw the word porn was when her other grandson ; Michaels younger brother was searching it up on google. She also saw him searching up free blow jobs / Lolly . "Nothing to worry about ma ." He replied casually still keeping his eyes on the screen. " Kyle wanted a free blow job ... Where should I get him one are they expensive?" Grandma asked out of the blue. Michael eyes popped out of their sockets . "They're free." He decided to play along with grandma . " well it depends who gives them to you..." Jackie added looking at Michael.

"I give them for free right honey ." She smiled naughtily as she leaned up on him and gave him a kiss on the lips . Michael started to blush and nod . Grandma on the other hand was confused . "Well whatever .. "She said "I am going out be back at night with my boyfriend .. Oh and Jackie make sure to make dinner for all of us when I came back , he will be joining us. " she winked as she dragged her wrinkled legs out of the room. As soon as she left the house Jackie turned to Michael.

"Babe all this talking about BJs are making me hungry ." She said as she continued to kiss him. Michael gladly kissed her back. "Mmmmm me too ."
"When are we going to have kids?" Jackie asked . "Let's get on it." Michael smirked as he got ontop of his wife .

Well you know what happens next .

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It was time for dinner . Jackie was in the kitchen preparing a special meal for Bri and Michael oh and also Bri's 'boyfriend ' that is probably going to last a week or so? She added her special ingredient to the salsa she was making. Jackie was half italian and her mom was white . Before she got married with Michael she was 'Jacqueline Sophia Mentazzi ' Now that she married Michael she's Fall .

Anyways, a special Italian soup called ' Pasta Fagiolí' . Smelling the soup she smiled as a signal that it was ready. There was still no sign of grandma . Michael and Jackie got ready for today looking presentable as ever. Suddenly there was a a knock on the door . Michael rushed to the door and opened. He smiled when he saw it was grandma . Grandma was holding someone's hand . The guy looked a lot like Harry Styles. Wait a minute it was Harry Styles?!

Michael and Jackie seemed confused at the sight of the young 20 year old boy standing there . He was wearing tight , tight jeans and a presentable v- line shirt. When he said he liked older women he literally meant it . Grandma and Harry stepped inside the house and towards the kitchen . "Jackie , Michael meet .."
"Harry Styles we know ma ." Michael interrupted as he shook his hand. Jackie gave him a small hug. "No my name is Garry Syiles " He corrected them in a Spanish accent .

"What? You look so much like that boy band guy Harry ?" Jackie crooned as they all sat down on the dinner table Jackie next to Michael. Garry next to Grandma . Jackie got up and served her special Pasta Fagiolí. When she finished serving everyone including herself she joined them in the dinner table . " mmh very good soup." Garry spoke shoving another spoon full of Jackie's soup down his throat. " thank you." She smiled as she continued to eat.
"So uh Garry ." Michael continued ." What are your intentions with my grandma ?" He asked looking directly at him. " what do you mean?" He asked suddenly looking towards the stairs .

"Well I mean your young and my grandma is .... not ." He replied . Garry was still starring towards the stairs . He began to tremble. " I didn't know you had a daughter ..." Garry shivered . This time Michael and Jackie were confused and looked at where Garry was starring at. Michael saw nothing . But Jackie is a different story she began to tremble just like Garry. " We don't .." Michael responded confused . He then noticed Jackie tense just like Garry. " Babe are you okay?" Michael interjected . He started to worry towards Jackie. Jackie didn't say nothing she ran upstairs and to their master bedroom. "I didn't know you had a daughter." Grandma smiled as she went up to the little girl holding the baby. Grandma got closer to her. Suddenly , the baby the little girl was holding : cries. Garry at first gets scared but then started laughing nervously . Michael ran up the stairs to console his wife leaving Garry and grandma alone with the girl and the baby . As grandma gets closer to her she asks " Can I hold the baby?" It was clear grandma had no idea the girl was real girl but a ghost. "No Brianna don't get close to her !" Garry warned her as he stepped back . The girl smiled evilly as grandma got closer to her .

Grandma reached her hands and grabbed the crying baby. She smiled as she held her . "Look Garry isn't she beautiful." She sweet talked. "Yes .. Yes she is.." Garry replied he wasn't comfortable . Suddenly the little girl screamed " No am beautiful !" She lifted up her bloody leg and swooned it towards Garry's fragile spot. "Owww my willy !" He groaned in pain as he cupped his penis . Grandma got angry as she put the baby down on the floor. "Hey you skinny bean looking ass burrito !" She yelled as she got closer to her. The little girl was confused . "Burrito ?" She asked smiling but not a happy one .
An evil one.

"Yeah burrito.... Nobody hits my boyfriend like that!" Grandma miffed. "Oh yeah .." The little girl said as she came closer to her. " He looks more like your grandson then boyfriend!" The little was proud of her comeback. Grandma shriek at the girls comment . "How dare you .... It's on !" She yelled as she grabbed the radio and turned it on to 'We Can't Stop' Miley Cyrus.

"Twerking competition okay my boyfriend will say who twerks better okay ?!" She yelled as she got in her position .

Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere

Hands in the air like we don't care

The music was playing as it was grandmas turn . She bent down and started shaking her booty like never before. Garry was applauding her on . She stopped and the little girl came to a twerking position .

And we can't stop

And we won't stop

We run things things don't run we

Don't take nothing from nobody

Yeah yeah

The little girl started tapping her feet. Grandma and Garry were confused . "What the hell are ya doing ?" Grandma asked as he was trying so had not to laugh. " oh right ." The ghost little girl stopped and started shaking her butt.

Suddenly the little girl farted . Green smoke came out her chickened ass. " uh oh someone forgot to go to the bathroom!" Grandma and Garry started laughing . The little girl turned red of embarrassment. " I'll be back to have a re match with you Grandma BRI ! " she stomped towards the baby and grabbed it harshly. Walking upstairs grandma asked from down . "Where are you going ?" She asked .

The little girl ignored her as she stomped to the bathroom and closed the door . "She lives in your bathroom?" Garry asked confused. "No!" Grandma retorted as she too stomped up he stairs and opened the door to the bathroom. There was nobody inside. She looked in the mirror and saw there was a message written with red lipstick .

"I'll be back oh and when am back we are having another round !
Ps this is blood not red lipstick"
Read the message on the mirror.

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Question: Do you like Garry and Grandma together?