The Scary Book

Chapter 1

PG-13
Chapter 1:

"This house was made in 1873. " The old man spoke showing the house to a newly couple. Michael and Jackie are a couple who have just gotten married and were looking for a nice home to buy. Since both of them hated living close to others they both decided to look for a house in the forest.

"Hmm." Jackie looked around the house. "Why is their dry blood on the carpet?" Michael asked. His eyes literally popped out of his sockets.

"Oh that." The old man placed his foot on top of the stain. "T-that's just uh ketchup."

He was really nervous. Sweat trickled down the poor mans forehead.His eyes beet red because of lack of sleep. The man has been trying to sell this house for over ten years but, it was impossible because nobody even dared to look at it or visit it. Before the open house he even pinched himself thinking it was all a wicked, cruel dream. Now that there was a couple interested in buying the house he didn't want to loose the opportunity to finally sell. After they sign the contract the man assured himself to throw a party with champagne and s'mores.

"Why was this house abandoned so long? " Michael continued to ask questions. He took long glances at the walls and floor. In order to buy it he needed to have all his questions answered.

"Honey ... Have some respect for this old man." Jackie went up to him and continued talking.

" I mean look at him... His penis looks like an elephants trunk for gods sake ."

Michael nodded as Jackie went up to him and wrapped her arms around his bare shoulder.

"Hey! I am only 66 ! " The old man defended himself. The man was about to explode but he needed to sell it as soon as possible.

"I'm sorry for her behavior sir."
Michael said apologizing for the rude remark his wife had told him. His wife was always the type of women who'd say anything that's on her mind without thinking about the consequences. One time when Michael and Jackie were about to get married; the priest who was marrying them started speaking. As soon as he said his first word Jackie told him his breathe stank of onions and vinegar. The priest was dying of embarrassment as the people laughed. Yeah it was pretty harsh but that's how Jackie Fall is.

"But you can't deny your farts turn to dust in a matter of seconds."

Jackie spoke as Michael tried his hardest not to laugh. Jackie felt relieved in this case she felt like a women with good come backs.

"Babe." Michael sternly said playfully. Even though it was pretty mean what Jackie said he still thought it was funny as long as she wasn't making fun of him he's good.

"We'll take the house ." Jackie said.

"Are you sure?" Michael wasn't sure if he'd take the house or not.

For him it seemed kind of odd.

But for Jackie she was to dumb to not notice that this house could have something wrong with it.

"Yeah I mean look at it. The house is in the middle of no where , it's extremely big and is nice." Jackie looked all over the room.

The house was nice. It was a two story the stair floor was wood polished. It had three bathrooms and three rooms. The master room was the one with a bathroom. Their was a bathroom downstairs and upstairs. The kitchen was huge and so was the empty living room. Jackie took a glance at the backyard. Everything seemed normal to her. A couple of birds were chirping and flying around. In the middle of the yard was a mini bird fountains made of glass. Water squirt out of it in a fancy manner. Instead of a pool there was a hot, steaming jacuzzi just waiting for the two of them to come in.