HEY PARTY PEOPLE WASSUPPPP let's get sciency. ew god there are gnats everywhere wtf. ok mr. o don't get your knickers in a bunch i will stop talking. ok. ok. ok. so we are going to do some pond stuff today. I volunteer as pond tribute. Don't worry, I'll pick the best goddamn pond in the whole goddamn ocean oh wait ponds aren't in oceans...nvm we are screwed lols. OOK SOOOO does anyone know what we're doing. No takers? F*ck you all too. Well then. I guess I should ju- OH SHIT HERE COMES THE TEACHER ACT SCIENCEY ok so if the pond amoeba is mitosis then the square root of the vacuoles equals tornado+motorcycle minus blender with lemon dressing... GUYS HE BOUGHT IT ok but really what are we doing. Wait is there homework? oh good ok well let's use a microscope- OMFG WTF IS TAHT THING THERE IS A CREATURE IN MY POND WATER HELP TEACHER HEEEEEEEEEELP ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP oh god that was awful was that thing some kind of disease or something? oh it was a microorganism? mkay same thing. Anyways. This thing is so dirty they need to buy new microscopes. Alright let's draw this thingy. So a euglena looks like... a tadpole..? No; a tadpole full of...pieces of seaweed..? Alright, we tried, let's just trace it. Yeah, give it a nice long tail. And a nucleus. After that, I am out of ideas. Uh, let's just come back to that. Oh great, some of the boys at the other end weren't focusing so now we are all about to feel incredibly guilty for sucking at science. Yes, sir; I agree that I can't focus for very long and have deeply offended thee, now mayhaps thou art kind enough to allow us to walk free? or nah? Nah. Ok then. Back to microorganisms. I have to draw a volvox OH WAIT THIS IS COOL it is like a spikey ball of biological warfare or something maybe i dont know. DAMNIT VOLVOX where art thou I cannot findeth thou though I try harder to than a try hard person. Mr. O? I think my pond water is dead. I cannot see any Volvoxes...Volvoxi? Volvoxs? Volvox? Volvi? Let's call it death balls. Mr. O? My pond water lacks death balls. Yes. Ok. Uh huh. Ok. F*ck you that didn't answer my question at all. I don't care that you used to be a photographer I asked about death balls! DEATH BALLS which you clearly lack (heyoooo) sorry sir. Yessir, certainly back to work I merrily shall go. Just kidding Fu-N TIMES IN SCIENCE YAY VOLVOXES ARE LIKE RAINBOWS. *whisper* f*ck you mr. o. AND THERE'S THE BELL bye guys hope to see you never ever again ever except my girls at my table ;) we tight.
