b: and the world may fall apart around us but i promise you your side, i will never leave b: poems upon poems but your lips are still my favourite limerick
ry: do you even know what a limerick is?
b: you know b: i was trying to be romantic b: but it's fine
ry: oops ry: i mean ry: that's romantic af
b: smh
ry: i love you :)
b: smh b: you had to ruin the moment
ry: don't be a baby
b: that's babyphobic
ry: shut up ry: i swear
b: what're you gonna do? b: break up with me?
ry: been there done that
b: oh i'm hurt b: it stings
ry: too soon?
b: too soon
ry: is it really?
b: love you :))
ry: love you too ry: i'm bored
b: remember when you texted me? b: you asked for duck pics
ry: oh yeah ry: ducks turn me on
b: shit b: i meant dick b: god damn it
ry: loser
b: anyway b: you where so cringe
ry: ugh
b: yoU THOUGHT YOU WERE A TOP HAHAHAJA b: but i showed you ;)
ry: don't be gross ry: also ry: rude
b: :)
ry: :(
b: don't be upsetti have some spaghetti
ry: i don't like spaghetti
b: relationship cancelled
ry: don't be so dramatic
b: cancelled
ry: :(
b: :(
ry: yay now we're both sad
b: that's fucked up b: if you loved me you'd like spaghetti
ry: you're such a drama queen
b: tru b: but you love me
ry: do i tho
b: you better b: jesus christ how long are you shitting for? b: you've been in the bathroom for ages
ry: i'm getting food
b: bring me spaghetti b: oH wAiT
ry: get over it
b: be a good boy and make me some spaghetti
ry:
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ry: bE a GoOd BoY aNd MaKe Me SoMe SpaGhEtTi ry: miss me with that wifey shit
b: excuse you b: since when were you this rude
ry: since i was hungry ry: what should i eat
b: let's order a pizza
ry: pineapple pizza
b: first you don't like spaghetti now you want pineapple on pizza b: when with this insanity end?
ry: i will kick you out
b: i love you :))))
ry: that's what i thought
b: this is abuse b: i'm hurt
ry: aw ry: that's too bad ry: now then ry: pizza
b: right b: pizza
ry: order it and the come down stairs ry: i'm experiencing some basorexia
THUD!
"jesus christ brendon." ryan rolled his eyes as his boyfriend came flying down the stairs, "hi ry." brendon smiled and placed a kiss on his boyfriends forehead. "did you order the pizza?" brendon's smile faltered a little before he fixed his demeanour, "oh yeah, definitely; anyway, heard you were experiencing basorexia; the overwhelming urge to kiss or neck. i can help with that." brendon winked. "did you order the pizza?" brendon frowned looking up at ryan with puppy eyes, "no.." "brendon i swear order the damn pizza or ill kick you in the shin." brendon huffed and went back to his phone to order the pizza. "fine, geeze just wanted to help your problem."
ryan's eyes should be at the back of his head with how much he's rolling his eyes, "you're annoying." brendon smiled.
