I was in such a good mood.
I won a shit ton of cookies at the grocery store when I guessed the number of cookies right in a twenty foot jar.
Don't judge me. Anyways, I may have sort of "forgotten" to buy the rest of my groceries (which was a lot) and headed home.
When I got home I found Gilbert passed out on my couch. So I did the smart thing to do, I set down my cookies and screAmEd.
"VHAT ZHE FRUK Y/N!" He screamed as he fell off my couch.
I opened one of the cookie bags and shrugged.
"WHY ZHE HELL ARE THERE SO MANY COOKIES."
In response I said,"I won a contest." I then popped one in my mouth, whole.
"Zhe awesome me would forgive you if you give me a cookie.." Gilbert said with a smirk.
I grabbed a conveniently close pillow and threw it at him.
"Y/N I AM TOO AWESOME TO BE A PILLOW TARGET!" I then ran away as Gilbert chased me throughout my property.
Fun times.
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Anyways, I updated WHAAAT. This is basically crack
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Hetalia x Reader One Shots
FanfictionSo hello everyone! This will be an odd collection of headcannons and such of hetalia (x reader of course) ALSO IM OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS ~~~ Enjoy:3
