Once upon a time there was a place called Great Britain and they wanted to control all the fucking land so they sent ships to America.
The first colony they set up was Roanoke.
They disappeared
So they made a new colony called Jamestown .
People died of disease cuz they didn't wash their fucking hands and took shits in the drinking water.
They were also poor and Britain said "if your going to be poor we won't like you."
So John Rolphe came and planted tobacco and they got rich and shit but also got lung cancer.
Meanwhile back in Britain they were being asshats to people of different religion, so those people left.
One of those people were the Puritans, who were hypocritical little bitches.
The others were pilgrims, who were nice.
Squanto and Sam apart helped the pilgrims not die, and then they ate food.
And then they died of disease.
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