The Joker Stole My Heart

The News

As I woke up in my bed, all of my clothes were off.

What Happened?

I looked on the floor to find my set of clothes...and someone else's.

I turned the other way to see Two-bit right beside me.

Oh My Gosh...We didn't...Did we?

I slowly sat up, but I guess Two-bit thought I was leaving because he grabbed my waist and pulled me right back down.

My head was killing me. I had like a huge headache.

I watched as Two-bit slowly opened his eyes. He said, "Morning, babe."

I said, "Morning? What happened last night?" He sat up with me.

He said, "You don't remember?" I said, "No, I was drunk remember?"

He said, "Oh yeah, well we did it last night." My eyes got super big.

So, that's it...I'm not a virgin anymore. It feels weird knowing that I lost my virginity.

I'm even more ashamed that I lost it when I was drunk and can't even remember my first.

I looked at Two-bit and tried to smile. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy.

I'm happy he was my first and all I just wish I can remember it.

I got up all of a sudden and quickly said, "I don't feel so good."

I quickly grabbed the clothes I wore last night on the floor and put them back on.

I rushed to the bathroom where I let it all out in the toilet.

Was I that sick? Ok, I am seventeen years old and never have I threw up this much.

Two-bit came in there dressed as well and held my hair back.

He's such a gentlemen I thought.
I turned around and looked at Two-bit.

Wiping my mouth, I said, "Did I drink that much?" He said, "No, you want me to take you to the doctors?"

I said, "No, I think I'm all bett..." I turned back around as I released more vomit.

I am definitely sick. I turned back around and said, "Please."

He waited until I was sure enough I could be in a car for at least 15 minutes.

Since there was nobody at home, I took Champ with us.

Even though I have left him home alone, I wanted him for company.

I left a note for Buck on the counter that read:

Dear Buck,

I woke up this morning with a huge headache and vomiting. Two-bit is taking me to the doctors. I should be home around one. Be Back Later!

Love,
Your Dixie Cup

On the car ride there, I petted Champ with my right hand and held Two-bits hand with my left hand.

I've got my two favorite boys with me. I hope nothing goes wrong.

As I waited in the waiting room with Champ and Two-bit, an old woman approached up.

She looked at me and said, "You two make the cutest couple."

My cheeks started turning red. Two-bit said, "Thank you mam."

She said, "Are you husband and wife?" I shook my head and said, "No, just boyfriend and girlfriend."

She said, "Oh, well your a beautiful girl." I smiled and said, "Thank you."