America: *singing into a toothbrush* I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeee~! And I got no privacy~!
Canada: *watching through binoculars in the bushes* Damn right you do *eats pocky* now sing and dance, monkey *evil laugh* Sing and dance
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]