Admin: It's Friday, August 22nd, at 1:43 am....Do you know what that means????
England: *breaks through the wall in the T.A.R.D.I.S* TOMORROW IS THE SEASON PREMIER OF DOCTOR WHO!!!! *girly screeches*
Admin: *dying whale sounds* Exterminate Exterminate
America: *casually watching* ._.
Japan: Do you think we should get them a fanbulance?
Italy: Veh, I think they're good~
Admin: *flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water*
England: *sobbing as he stares at an angel statue*
Germany: You call that good....????
Admin: Psssstttt, Germany!
Germany: *sighs* Vhat is it, Admin?
Admin:........Are you my mummy?
America: *sassy girl voice* AWWWW HECK NAW, GIRL, YOU DID NOT JUST PULL AN EMPTY CHILD ON HIM
Admin: Aw yes I did, and, do you know what else I'm going to do?
England: *puts a fez on*
America: What?
Admin: Spoliers~
America:........I hate you, you silence bastard you =-=
Admin: *offended gasp*
America: Yeah, that's right, I went there. THE ELEVENTH HOUR IS OVER
Admin: *sobs violently in the corner of shame*
America: Wait, wait, I didn't mean it. Come back ;-;
Admin: You know what, Arthur? Screw you, I'M JOINING TORCHWOOD
America: To live along side Mr. I'm-The-Face-Of-Boe
Admin: Why do you do this to me!? ;-;
America: Because I'm trying to help you ;-;
England: *runs over America with the T.A.R.D.I.S* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HURTING MY SARAH-JANE'S FEELINGS YOU TURD DICK
Admin: I'm Sarah-Jane?
England: Yes, because, I love you~ *puts on 4's scarf*
Admin:....I'm writing a scenario where a fictional character confesses his love for me....Is that normal?
Prussia: Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sounds of about every fanfiction screaming "READ ME"
Author's Note: This chapter probably doesn't make sense unless you watch Doctor Who....Sorry guys....But, hey, it's an amazing show, and, you should watch it....Go watch it....watch it....Do it now =^= Watch it nnnnoooowwww *has 2p!England kidnap you and force you to watch Doctor Who*
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]