Canada: H-Hey Francis....?
France: Hm~? What is it, mon amie~?
Canada: T-Things have been a bit weird lately....
France: Oh? How so?
Canada: I-I think I'm pregnant....
France: Qu'est-ce? Êtes-vous sérieux? (1)
Canada: *whimpers and nods* I-Im sorry!
France: *smiles softly* Its ok Matthew.... Je t'aime~ (2)
Canada: *smiles and hugs him* I already know what I'm going to name it~
France: Oh~?
Canada: Its first name will be April....
France: So pretty~!
Canada: And its last name....Will be fools~~
France:......... Je te déteste
Canada: *laughs* that's what you get for only noticing me when you want sex!
t(*-*t)
1- What!? Are you serious?!
2- I love you
3- I f*cking hate you
{Ok, I know its late....But, I had to XD}
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
