Scenario: It's America's first day at work at a local movie theater, and, he's meeting a coworker for the first time.
America: *walks up to England* Yo, dude!
England: Hm?
America: *hands him an earring* I found this earring in theater seven. I'm not sure if that's blood or rust on it though *holds out his hand to shake England's hand* By the way, I'm Alfred
England: ._. *walks away*
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