Avocado

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England: *sitting on his couch, enjoying a nice cup of tea*

America; *kicks his door down* *wearing a pink jumpsuit* MY AVOCADO DON'T

England: *spits his tea out*

America: *jumps onto his coffee table and starts twerking* MY AVOCADO DON'T

Japan: *jumps through a window, breaking it* *Joins Alfred, twerking on the table*

America: MY AVOCADO DON'T WANT SOME UNLESS YOU'VE GOT CHIPS SON

England: =_=

America: What?

England: Facebook?

America: ….….….….….Maybe

Author's Note: I am SO sorry for not updating any of my books in a while. I've been so busy between school, AP work, and working, I haven't had the time. And, everything I have written, gets erased when I go to edit it. Hopefully this chapter will stay up....XDXDXDXD

Hasta La Pasta~

~A

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