Prussia: Pst, Germany! Psssstttt!!!
Germany: *sighs, reading his book and ignoring his older brother*
Prussia:........ *knocks the book out of his hands* I said PST!!!!
Germany:........ *takes a deep breath* Vhat is it, bruder?
Prussia: We should have a Yaoi moment
Germany:........Vhy?
Prussia: Because.... *stands on the coffee table and starts singing horribly out of tune* I DONT WANT TO WAIT, FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER
Germany: ._.
Prussia: *jumps down* I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW, WHAT WILL IT BE
Germany: *picks up his book*
Prussia: *playing the air guitar* I DONT WANT TO WAIT, FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER. WILL IT BE YES, OR, WILL IT BE----
Germany: Shouldn't you be busy not existing?
Prussia: *gasps*
Admin: *gasps*
The Hetalia Fandom: *gasps*
Universe: *mega gasps*
Admin: *holding a crying Prussia* We have rules in this fandom, Germany. And, bringing up the fact that Prussia doesn't existence anymore is one of them....He's sensitive ;-;
Germany: You're the one who wrote it
Admin: You know what else I can write?
Germany: *raises an eyebrow*
Admin: *evil smirk* Oh, Italy~!
Italy: *falls through the ceiling* Veh~?
Admin: *points to Germany* Doesn't he remind you of Holy Rome~?
Italy:........
Germany:........
Admin: And then they made yoai ._.
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
