America: Yo, Japan! Have you ever seen a vampire movie?
Japan: Yes....why?
America: You know how the vampires don't age at all?
Japan:....yes
America: Well, you're really old and you don't age....are you a vampire? 0^O
Japan: You don't age either, America-San
America: Oh my god, you're right! I'm a blood thirsty monster! I need blood! Blooooood!! *sees Iggy* ........oh aaaaaaaarthur~~~ *runs after him*
Admin: Oh crap, not again *quickly ends the chapter so that Alfred doesn't accidentally hurt Arthur....again*
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]