Admin: Could you imagine....The countries at an amusement park....?
-The Roller Coaster-
America: Iggy!! Iggy!! I wanna ride the roller coaster!! *dragging him towards it*
England: Dammit America, how many times do I have to tell you, I don't like doing these childish things!!
America: Aw.....Are you scared? *starts making chicken noises*
England: *rolls his eyes* of course not *gets in with America*
America: Ha! Same here!
Admin: *spongebob narrator voice* five minutes later~
America: *screaming like a little girl and clinging to Iggy* Make it stop Make it stop Make it stop!!
England: Oh for crying out loud we're on the bloody f*cking dragon!! (you know, the one at carnivals that goes 5mph and is just a oval? Yeah)
-The House of Mirrors-
Germany: *has been stuck in the house of mirrors maze with Italy and Prussia for an hour*
Italy: Veh~.....I don't think we're ever going to get out of here....
Prussia: Don't worry....I got you! *screams* I'M AWESOME!!!! *runs through all the glass, breaking it*
Italy:........
Germany:.......
Italy:......
Germany:......
Prussia: Can....Somebody call an ambulance? *passes out*
Germany: Nah, you'll be fine....Just walk it off....
-The Arcade-
England: *has been trying to win a Pokémon from the crane machine for 20 minutes*
Sealand: *comes in* may I have a turn?
England:........ *moves aside*
Sealand: Thanks! *wins on first try*
England:........
Sealand: What?
England: YOU AREN'T EVEN A COUNTRY
Author's Note: so, I decided to make the next chapter an "ask admin" chapter....So, leave any questions you have for me in the comments (no matter how weird they are) and I'll try my best to answer them ^_^
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionA collection of random sh*t written by me when its 3 In the morning o-0 [ Rated PG-13 because I will be using foul language XD ]
