Sassy and Sweet

Kabanata 1

Kabanata 1

Dirty Friggin Girls

JEWEL

"Huy ang ganda ng Fendi bag mo!" tawang sabi ni Margaux sakin as she pointed out my Fendi purse.

Margaux Scarlet Andante is my partner in crime , she's not my bestfriend , PARTNER IN CRIME ANG TAWAG KO DIYAN. Wala akong best friends kasi , all I think about is myself. Siyempre ako na muna yung iisipin ko for a while para ma-alagaan ko naman yung sarili ko.

I don't want to waste my time on lousy wannabees who wants to be like me. Mga trying hard. Walang may kaya na i-imitate ang kagandahan at kayamanan ko.

Everyone stabs me behind my back. So? The fuck I care? Saksakin ko kaya kayo ng totoong kutsilyo ss likuran niyo? Oh ano keri? Ahaha.

At siyempre may BIG BAD ako. And big bads are arch nemesis , and yan si Carrie Magalona. Carrie Magalona hated me kasi , nag-away kami sa isang GUCCI na gamit , and yun , dun. Nag-uwian sa sampalan. Nag-kainitan and so on-. She hated me always , she's a jealous flirt and a boyfriend stealer. He even stole my ex boyfriend na si Vain , which I don't know kung nasan na yung hayupak na mangloloko na yun.

Anyways , minsan nagkakainitan kami and one more thing , kabit ng ina ni Carrie si daddy ko , and my Mother killed herself because of that , she was depressed.

She usually bullies me about it , pero na-tuturn off rin siya sa mga comebacks ko , kasi ang galing ko magpainis.

At nagsimula nanaman yun , when I was peacefully passing by the school corridors ; Carrie and her alipores approached me.

"Oh my gosh. Nice outfit? Is it from your dead mother?" Sabi niya sakin as she whipped her hair and her alipores ugh. Kasama niya yung mga mean friends niya na sina Regina The Vagina and Danal the Anal.

Nairita ako sa insult niya as I thought of a good comeback.

"No , it's from your apparel. The Slut Wear" sabi ko sakanya habang siniko niya si Regina The Vagina.

"Tangina mo!" sabi ni Regina as she whipped her hair.

That was a worst comeback ever. Imagine mo na nagflifliptopan kayo tas ang reply mo TANGINA MO. Ang stupid naman nga. Ugh.

"Your mother died because she was lonely. Like you , ang lonely ng family mo kasi ipinanganak ka nila" sabi ni Carrie angrily like she's the boss.

Na iritan ako sakanya. Sarap sampalin. Pero wag na ; nasa school corridors kami , ayaw kong mapahiya.

"Family pa ba yan. Wala na palang mother" sabi niya ulit as she laughs and does her Cruel Intentions-smile.

"Atleast my mother was kind" sabi ko as I begin to emote.

"A kind old hag" sabi ni Carrie habang nagsayahan sila ng mga barkada niyang plastik.

"Atleast.. MY MOTHER WASN'T A BACKSTABBING SLUT FACED HOE BAG LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHO CHEATED BECAUSE YOUR FATHER CAN'T GIVE HIM THE 69 SEX POSITION!" Wika ko sakanya habang tumitig sakin yung mga tao na nasa corridor. All eyes on me bitches. Ang ganda ko.

Napa-peace sign ako , kasi nahiya ako.

Sino pa ba naman ang hindi mahihiya sa ganyan. Siyempre si Carrie. Pero mas mean ang side ko. I'm the meanest girl in school.

Nag-walk out na lang , as I walked like a boss. And nakita ko na lumaglag ata yung panga nun kasi , ang ganda ng comeback ko. Pang-Regina George ang peg.

Well , ganyan ako ka-MEAN. I'M MEAN AS A PEACH.

Hands down mga trying hard bitches ,no one can imitate a pretty rich bitchy girl like me. Me , Jewel Jimenez will be the BITCH OF THE YEAR , and no one can beat me.

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"Margaux!" Wika ko.

Kumaway ako kay Margaux , she was a 10 blocks away from me.

"Huy , kanina pa kita hinahanap Jewel!" sabi ni Margaux habang niyakapan niya ako bineso-beso ako.

And sa thoughts ko , ayaw kong may nagki-kiss sakin. Yaks. Ang germs. Ewww. I walked away from her , and tried to act gentle to her.

"May brand new tsismis?" Tanong ni Margaux habang sinuklay niya yung buhok niya.

She was going to the restroom at siyempre sinunod ko naman siya , dun mas magandang tsumismis about the things na nangyari ngayong araw.

"Siyempre sis , ako pa. Sale nanaman sa Kate Spade huhu. Ayaw ko pag palaging sale. Parang cheap tuloy ako niyan" sabi ko sakanya while I made an EW face.

Nakakairita talaga pag may SALE sa mga favourite stores ko eh , pag nag sale sa Plains and Prints and Michael Korrs , papatayin ko na talaga yung sarili ko. It makes me look cheap when I go into stores na may discounts or sales. Dun na lang sila sa Divisoria bumili , pero infairness , nabili ko naman yung favourite kong Baymax cap dun.

"Mas maganda k-kaya pag may sale!" sabi ni Margaux.

"We're not friends anymore!" sabi ko sakanya while I did my annoyed face , and I was joking. "Joke lang. Bahala ka na!"

Pero seriously , I don't want her as a friend kung umaatupag siya sa mga sale , don't be cheap B1ATCH!

"So , Carrie was with her frien-friends , tas t-tinukso nanaman nila ako" sabi ko while I applied KYLIE on my lips.

Margaux was a friend who was interested to listen to me , sa mga paulit ulit kong stories sa kanya kasi she was supportive , na-eencourage siyang makipag kulitan sakin , kasi tsimosa siya , at hindi ko pa talaga to naamin sakanya kasi I'm too fucking plastic.

And everytime Margaux talks to me about sa boyfriend niyang si Keith. Grabe talaga ang best friends to lovers-relationship. Pero I don't why Margaux dates a senior , they're like slugs , waiting to slobber all over you. AS IF!

Pero Margaux is the only kindest girl na nakilala ko sa school namin , she never gets bored when I tell her yung mga kuwento sa buhay ko , and parang okay lang sa kanya na sabihan ko siya ng weird things kasi , she loves me , and we love each other. We're good PARTNERS IN CRIME. And yan ang intention nila , kasi they are willing to do good and bad things with each other.

"Oh sige na , aalis na ako" sabi ko kay Margaux as I begin to walk away from her.

Lumalakad lang ako nang mag-isa patungo sa gym , where my brother ,  Justin Jimenez plays basketball in , and kailangan ko yung susi ng BMW ko.

Sa yung huling nag hiram eh , at hindi niya inuwi.

I entered the gym doors , and a guy bumped on me a1ccidentally , and nahulog yung Thesis book ko , ahh shit. Nakakainis talaga sobra.

"Amputa. Ano ba ? Tingnan mo yung dinadaanan mo!"

And I was shocked , my reaction was priceless.

Huhu. Who the hell are you?

Why so mestizo and so macho?

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