"Um. . . Guys do you think Jellal and Laxus are you know, putting the finger-into-the hole, kind of think?" Asked Lisanna
"Hell nah b, Jellal is what you call... a whiner, during intercourse, and if they were doing the do, well . . . Some painful screeches would have been heard by now. . ."
Stated Erza
"I really want to know how you have knowledge of that but I'm going to contain myself" stated Sting
"Yeah, B U T, Laxus could have his hand over his mouth" stated Mira
"Or, they might not even be here I mean, I wouldn't want to put the stick in the opening knowing there were a bunch of weirdos outside" added Natsu
"I like how nobody cares that Jellal and Laxus could be... I don't know... FUCKING!! Meaning that our predictions of the mates COULD BE FUCKEN WRONG?!" huffed Levy
"W O A H!! Girl, Hakuna your Tatas" Said Bixlow
"She can't you asshat she doesn't have any to Hakuna" said Cobra
"I DO TOO!" Levy cried
"Laughing out loud, no you don't" Erza said as she sipped her tea that she had secretly made
"FUCK OFF"
"Nah, Imma FUCK IN" Replied Erza as she slipped in a wink
"HELL NAH, that's my bloody job" Yelled Gajeel
"YOU WANT TO BET!" Challenged Erza
"HELLS YEAH" Gajeel stated
"Fine by me, bro" said Ezra as she seductively grabbed a hold of Levy's arm and pulled her towards the closet
"WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, TWAT!" Gajeel exclaimed
Ezra swiftly turned her head and said
"In"
And the closet door shut closed
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Ah yes, I love the smell of a story being forgotten by it's creator, reminds me of my childhood
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Dragon slayer mating season
Hayran KurguWhat is dragon slayer mating season? Is it just a season to mate? Or is it more? Is it an opportunity for those who had hidden their true feelings to finally tell the one who they admire the most? Would they take the Chance and risk it all? Or will...
