What do you want?!-Rev Dipcifica

SLEEP.

Gideon had no choice but to sleep with Dipper Gleeful.

Dipper smiled at him and said,
"I'm sleeping here with you in this room."

Gideon groaned and said,
"Just don't snore."

"I don't store."

10 minutes later

Gideon shot awake at night and shook Dipper.

"I said don't snore!"cried Gideon.

"Ughhhhhhhhhhh! I am not. I don't hear anything!"said Dipper ,putting a pillow over his head.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE ASLEEP."said Gideon frustratedly.

Someone opened the door.

"Can you both keep the noise down?!"groaned Pacifica.

"Well I can't because Gideon here can't stop annoying me !"cried Dipper.

"He was snoring!"said Gideon.

Pacifica sighed and said,
"Just. Sleep. Please."

She forcibly closed the door.

Gideon asked Dipper,
"Do you like my cousin?"

Dipper rolled his eyes and said,
"She's. Not . My . Type."

"Please don't tell me you're gay."pleaded Gideon.

Dipper cried,
"I AM NOT GAY. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP THINKING I'M GAY?!"

"That's IT!"said Pacifica entering the room.

She pinched the ears of the boys .

She dragged them to the living room and pushed them to the couch.
The two groaned.

"What was that for?!"cried Dipper rubbing his ear.

"You two are going to stay here and I want you to NOT BE NOISY."said Pacifica.

She went back to the room.

"Your fault."said Gideon.

"Shhhhhh." cried Pacifica from upstairs.

Dipper and Gideon looked at each other.

"This isn't over."said Dipper,quietly.

"I hate this sleepover."

"Not.Funny."

The next morning,Pacifica went downstairs giving Dipper and Gideon a threatening look.

Mabel said,
"Why were you sleeping in the living room?"

Before Gideon said anything,Pacifica raised her eyebrows.

"Um the room was hot."said Dipper

"Yeah."said Gideon.

They both made a fake smile.

Pacifica smiled and said,
"Before we eat breakfast,let us establish some rules so that we may be able to have an organized household. "

"What kind of rules?"said Dipper.

"General rules. And my rules."was the reply.

"First,don't disturb me when I am in my room.
Second,no fighting at night."

She squinted her eyes at Dipper and Gideon.

"Third, if you want to see me. Call me."

"But I don't have a phone." said Dipper.

"What?"said Pacifica.

"I have no one to call."he said.
Mabel,Gideon,and Pacifica sighed.

Mabel snapped her fingers and a black smartphone laid in Dipper's hands.

"Aren't these the things Candy uses? I don't wanna use it."said Dipper.

"Everyone uses it."said Gideon.

"I'll explain to him how he uses it."said Mabel,smiling.