The Idiotic Adventures Of Anna Parker (Hetalia FanFic) (EDITING)

Anna In Wonderland

He laughs again, messing with my bow. "Alice... Haha, it suits you so much!" Justin laughs, standing me up. The blue dress sticks isn't that bad, tight for the torso and sorta fluffy once it reaches it my curves. It's a little big, being that it was once one of Justin's "girlfriends". I wear kneed high white and black striped socks with my AllStars on my feet.

My hair is not in there usually braids and is down and curly. A black bow holds back a few strands. I wear contacts and I cross my arms. "I hate you." I kick his shin, turning to go out of his room. "Hey, look, it's Alice!" A arm goes around my neck, pulling me in. "Shut up, I'll smack you." I threaten, pushing away Francis, "And don't ever touch me again, you bloody frog."

"That hurts, madam Alice, I am only a fan of what you look like today- can't I touch you a little bit?" He touches my cheek lightly and I pull away, furious. "You're a fan of what I look like today? So you're saying that I don't look cute like every other day? That's hardly fair." I cross my arms, titling my head. "Well, with your hair down and your sparkling blue eyes not hidden by glasses, you almost look like one of those girls I use to-"

"FRANCIS!" I squeal, covering my ears, "Virgin ears!" He laughs, pinching my cheek. "So cute!" He bends down to my height, "If Arthur wasn't glaring at me from his room, I probably couldn't control myself." He winks and walks down stairs. He just... My face heats up quickly and I grab my cheeks. Does he have no shame?

"Aw, you look so... Cute." Alfred pokes my side, causing me to jump. I frown, looking over to him. He, being the unlucky bastard he is, got to be my double. The boy Alice. Before you say 'oh that's not even possible, how can a boy be your double, dumbass?' Well, I'll tell you.

All the characters of Alice In Wonderland got boy and girl parts, thus meaning two Alice's, two Mad Hatter's, two of everything. Besides the twins (TwiddleDee is a girl and TwiddleDum is a boy). Alfred is wearing a white button up shirt with a black bow tie, his sleeves are rolled up to his elbows and her wears black pants. His normal black converses are on his feet.

"There's no bow in your hair." I say instead of calling his adorable. He points to bow tie. "I don't have enough hair to put a bow into my hair." A smirk comes to my lips, "I could find enough hair for you to put a ribbon in your hair." I cross my arms. He sighs, crossing his arms- probably mocking me.

"This is why I usually stay away from you." I feign a hurt look, "You love me." I say with a high pitched tone. He smirks a little, ruffling my hair as he walks past me. "Yup, that's the problem." I watch him go, smiling slightly.

He's so cute sometimes. I remember why he was my favorite in the anime, he was always so happy and just cute. He's changed though, more calm than he was, more... charming?

Maybe I've just trained him well.

"You know, if you dressed with form fitting clothes like that all the time, you'd probably have boys confessing to you all the time." I jump, turning to crane my neck to see Gil. "Ah, thank you." The albino is dressed up as the... king? The red one, I guess.

He wears king attire, with a cape and a crown. Not going to lie, but my heart skipped a beat when I saw him. Not going to tell him that, though. He grins, "Are you in love with me yet?" He grabs a piece of my hair and twirls it.

"No, I like you and all, but I don't think that kind of thing would fly with us." I say with a monotonous voice while I look up to him with cold eyes. He smiles, letting the strands of hair fall back into place. "Oh, dear, if only you weren't so cold."

"What do you mean by that?"

"That if you weren't so defensive, I would most likely take your-"

"Anna! Your friend is here... again. She's on the couch." Justin yells up to me and I look back at Gilbert, tilting my head. "Take my what?" He smirks, walking away. I follow him into the living room, questioning him further.