The Idiotic Adventures Of Anna Parker (Hetalia FanFic) (EDITING)

Kill. Me. Now

Please, oh dear god, please. Kill me, I'm begging you, if you kill me now, I promise I'll be the best angel (or devil, which ever floats you boat) I can be. I can't be the pretty part, but I can fit into small places! I'll even bring my hot friends, see it as a gift. This is coming from your favorite punching bag, do a bro a favor-

"Anna, are you ok? You seem... more pissed than usual." Emil's voice asks. I raise my head from the lunch table, sniffling. "Are you crying?" Alfred looks at me and I tackle him into a hug. "Kill me! Just do it!" I cry, pushing my face into his chest.

"Wow, I thought only Lovi could turn that shade of red." Gilbert snickers. I shoot a glare into his direction, frustrated tears threatening to fall from my eyes. "Shit, you're really crying." He mumbles. I put my face back into Al's chest. "She's been like this since Sophomore year," Makayla says. I peek at her.

She's calm, bored almost, as usual. I have a feeling I made her mad about something. You don't have time for this, go back to crying! I sigh. "It's Homecoming week, that means stupid little "activities" will happen throughout the week."

"Well, that sound entertaining. Why is she crying?" Emil asks, poking a random curl that escaped my braid. "Well, every year, there's always a thing that makes Anna seem small." Makayla smirks. "What does that mean?" Feli asks, tilting his head. "Well, it makes her... seem less... badass than she usually is."

"What happened last year?" Alfred asks after I freed him from my hug. "It was this activity where someone- this being Anna- had to keep a straight face with someone else- this being Miles and Oliver- had to get her to show some sort of emotion. She didn't get the rules that they could do anything and Oliver kissed her." She eats a grape happily.

"Oh! I remember that!" Megan laughs, "That was her first kiss." I hit the table with my fist, "Put a sock in it!" Her and Layla start to laugh. "It didn't mean anything to me!" It's a lie that was my first kiss, but I can't tell them that. They'd kill me. "You had you first kiss junior year?" It was actually sophomore year, but sure. "Are you going to make fun of me?"

Gilbert shakes his head with a faint smirk. "No, no, no. Why would you even think of that?" His tone is really scaring me. I cross my arms, scowling. "It's not my fault Sarah and Justin got the attractive genes and I got the humor." I stick my tongue out at him. "You got pretty eyes." Makayla shrugs.

"Yeah, thanks." I start to stand, grabbing the empty juice box. "I'm gonna go to class, I'll see you guys later." I throw the box into the garbage and wave. I walk out of the lunch area, holding my bag closely to my chest. Color banners are getting hung around the school with the perky cheerleaders giggling at how they look.

I let a low growl erupt from my throat as I walk fast to Toni's class. I open the door and he's the only one in here. "Hi." I greet him with a small smile. He looks up from whatever he's doing to send me a cheerful smile. "Hola, Anna!" I pull up at chair, sitting across from him. "How's your day so far?"

He takes a bite out of his sandwich, "It's been great! Chicas are very friendly." I bite my tongue, "O-Oh? How so?" I try to keep my face straight. "Yeah! A bunch of girls came up to me and asked if I was going to the dance, and if I wanted to go with there group, I obviously declined, but-" I laugh, covering my mouth with my hand.

"You're so cute! All oblivious and junk, it's kinda adorable." I push away a curl from my eyes, smiling at him. "Sorry, I know I'm your student and all, but it's cute." He blinks at me. Oh bother, I made him angry. I grin, setting my chin into my palm. "Sorry, this is inappropriate talk for a student-"

His fingers graze over my skin as he pushes back the pesky curl. He smiles softly, "I believe the cute one is my student." I feel my face heat up as he slowly moves his finger away. "I-I... I, Antonio!" I cover my face with my hands. He grabs my hands, smiling. "Don't cover your cute face, Anna, it's one of my favorite things about you!"

"You're enjoying teasing me, aren't you?" I pout, crossing my arms and sticking my chin up slightly. "I only say the truth, and who could lie about your adorable face?" I give him a look, telling him to stop. "Aw, I love your looks! They are so..." He ponders for the right word.

"Amusing, the word you're looking for is amusing." Makayla comes in, smirking, but something scary flashes in her eyes. She's mad, hopefully it's not me. But knowing my oblivious self, it probably is. "Ah, yes! Amusing, you're very amusing, chica!" I stick my tongue at him.

I slip into my desk next to Mickey, studying her angry expression. "What's up?" She turns to me. "I hate everything. Did you know tomorrow is couples day?" I raise an eyebrow, knowing that's not the reason, but smile coldly, "What the freak is that?" She laughs coldly, making a shiver go down my spine.

"Our wonderful principal came up with it! It's a day where you get together with a person and do couple things. Like hugging, holding hands, and oh god, kissing." She puts her face into her hands groaning. I laugh, "Kissing? Like full on lips? Isn't that against the PDA law or something?"

"Not tomorrow." Toni joins the conversation, "Dillon thought it would be great, get more people to see how annoying it is when someone is, uh-" I interrupt casually, "Sucking face in the halls? Hell yeah." Makayla snickers. "Are teachers allowed to participate?" I look at him. "That's against the law, Mickey."

"For real?"

"For real." I nod, crossing my arms. "Who are you gonna ask to be your "couple"?" I blink at her question. "I have to do this?" She rolls her eyes, "You're going to do it, go with Feli or something." I play with the curl, setting my lips into a straight line. "I don't know if I want to kiss anyone."

"Then don't go for Gilbert or Alfred, they'll take advantage of your innocence." Layla comes in, crossing her arms. "Who you going with?" I ask, looking at her until she sits. "Ehh, Jeremy? I know that you like him or whatever, but he seems nice." I shrug my shoulders, "Go for it, he friend zoned me." And plus, he's kinda of a dick.

Not to me, no no no. To Gilbert and Makayla. "I'll ask freaking Miles." Makayla groans. I giggle, "He's cute." She sends me a glare. "Shut up, I'll hit you." I dodge her attempt, grinning. "Miles and Makayla, I ship it!" Layla sings, earning her a scary glare.

*A bit later*

"And tomorrow's couple's day!" Feli finishes off, telling anyone who's listening. "Yeah, fuck that." Gilbert mumbles. "Hey, language!" I smack his head, shaking my head. "Who going to be a couple with, Anna?" Arthur asks, glancing at me. "Ehh, I dunno." I blink. A thought just dawned on me, I can be a couple with one of my girlie friends!

To late, idiot, they have freaking buddies. "I don't really want to kiss anybody, or anybody to touch me." Human interactions are not that pleasant. "You sound like a lonely old man, dude." Alfred says. I look over at him, "I'm ahead of my time." Arthur cracks up at that.

"By how much?" Emil looks at me as if I'm a flying penguin. "100 years, I'm actually from the future and some how I've turned back to my young self." Jasmine meows at me, jumping into my lap. "That would make you 117 and I highly doubt you'll live that long." Makayla snorts, surprising me.

"How do you even get in?" My question goes unanswered, so I sigh, returning to my story, "I'm actually a vampire!" I smile with teeth, "Seeeee?"

"You just look like an idiot to me." Justin mutters. "I'll bite you." I pet the purring kitty cat. "You jerk." Makayla snickers. "I dare you to go bite him, see how that works out." I send her the look of determination and set my kitty on Alfred (who made a grunting noise) and stand tall.

"Freaking grr." I say before grabbing his arm and sinking my teeth into his arm. "OW! She bit me!" He says, looking at the teeth marks.

I laugh, "You say it like I wouldn't!"

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Hi! I know this is short, but I had to explain what was happening in the school. I'm making up these activities with my mind! So beware, they are going to lame and idiotic, because, unfortunately, I am one big idiot.

The biggest. The queen. The... MASTER. Get it? Alright! I got a very important question for y'all.... *puts serious glasses on* who shall Anna pick for 'couple day'? (dudes, I got this ideas from a book)

Comment, vote, eat lots of pizza! If you can't eat cheese, buy a puppy! Live your life! Enjoy it, for it is the only one you shall get... unless of course, you have a GENIE.

*waves* Best of luck looking for your Genie!