The Idiotic Adventures Of Anna Parker (Hetalia FanFic) (EDITING)

Is This What They Call Forplay?

I'm writing in class~ Math teacher doesn't aspect a thing.

Don't own Hetalia
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I flop onto our bed with a giant breath. "That shady albino!" I say turning to my face is in my pillow. Alfred falls onto the bed next to me. "He ran pretty fast, didn't he?" He laughs. I look up at him, pushing up my glasses.

"Thanks for helping, by the way." I say with a grin. He gives me a thumbs up. "It's what the hero does!" He does his hero laugh. I roll my eyes, but smile. "I'm going to put on my pjs, ok?" I say standing.

He nods, taking off his shirt. And that's my que to go into the bathroom. I leave the black tank top on and put on the fuzzy plaid pant. I walk out, yawning, "Man, I'm tired." I say, falling onto the bed. He nods in agreement.

It's silent and I play with the strings on my pants. "You wanna watch a movie or something?" I ask, glancing at him. "What do you have in mind?" He answers with a question. "Nothing scary, but other than that, pick away." I wave my hand.

"You don't like scary movies?" He asks. "Yeah, I don't like scary things...but I like horror games, their graphics are sick." I smile at him. "Me too!" He says with a smile. "I know that," I giggle, "The anime was very...showing."

I laugh at his annoyed face. "Sorry, sorry, go pick a movie."

~*~

He picked Warm Bodies and I was glad. I love that movie. And plus it's a better love story than...Twilight. Hell, me and Alfred are a better love story then that crap. The cute zombie smiles at the blonde.

"Man, I wish I had a cute zombie." I say with a sigh. "Really?" Alfred grin turns sneaky, "I'll be your zombie, Anna!" He dives into my stomach tickling me. 'No! Not this again!" I cry with a giggle. I try to push him away, but he's pretty damn strong.

He sits on my waist and holds both my wrist while he tickles my sides. I squeal, laughing loudly. "Alfred," Snort, "Stop!" He does, smiling softly done at me. My face is probably red and my breath is heavy. I bet I look great.

"You're so cute, Anna." He smiles cutely. My face flushes as I try to regain myself. "Now, now, Alfred, don't go falling for me." I smirk. He rolls his eyes, but then gets an evil smirk. "You're right, I'm hopelessly falling for you!"

He snuggles into the crook of my neck. I blush even more. "Alfred, get off of me~!" I squeal. He raises his head slightly, resting his warm forehead on mine. "But, I love you." He smiles cutely again.

"If you're so hopelessly in love with me, prove it, mister America!" I smirk. He should back down now. He stays in the same spot. "Promise you won't hit me?" He asks with a tiny blush.

"Depends. What are you going to do?" I ask, worried. He smiles. "Since I'm your boyfriend at the current moment, we will have to kiss soon, won't we?" He asks with a smirk.

My eyes widen. "I-I-"

"I want to be your first kiss, ok?" He gets closer to me, licking his lips.

"But, I-" I stop, suddenly getting entranced by his lips. Oh my god, oh my god. He's going to kiss me, he's going to do it!

The door opens and I kick Alfred off of me. "Hey Anna-" Gilbert stops, staring at both of us. "Get some, Alfie!" Though he says it, he sounds a bit angry. He shuts the door. "I'm, I'll, outside." I stammer, running out.

"Gilbert! Gilbert, stop," He starts walking faster, "Hey! Why are you running?" He stops causing me to ram into him. "I don't know why I'm running, Anna, I want to get the hell outta of this hall before you and Alfred-"

"We weren't doing that, Gilbert, I don't believe in that stuff unless it's true love."

"Then you must love Alfred."

"Why are you being a dick?"

"Because I am one, better you learn it now." He goes to leave, but I grab him.  I glare up at him, pulling him back into my room. "Hey what are you-" I push him into my room. I lock the door and walk away.

"Hey unawesome bitch! Let me out!" He yells. "No, you both annoy me, this is your punishment." I say back, going to the couch.

I lay there, looking up at the ceiling. Stupid Alfred, stupid Gilbert. I don't know why I try with boys, maybe I should go nun or something. Sounds legit.

I roll over and close my eyes.

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Sorry this is short. And it's on Sunday because I got caught with my phone. Hehe. Anyways, I was thinking that I should do a Halloween special chapter for this. 

I'm not going to say comment what you think, because like to comment, but I'm going to do one.

*nervously laughs* Thanks for reading and vote please~