“Once upon a time not so long ago,”
“Percy, what are you doing?”
“Percy used to work on the docks, union’s been on strike.”
“You what?”
“He’s been down on his luck, it’s tough, so tough
Annie works the diner all day working for her man,”
“Am I this ‘Annie’ you speak of?”
“She brings home her pay, for love, for love
She says we’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got,”
“...”
“It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not
We’ve got each other, and that’s a lot for love
We’ll give it a shot,
“It does make a difference…”
“WOAH! WE’RE HALFWAY THERE!”
“Percy! Calm down! People are staring!”
“WOAH! PERCY WANTS ATTENTION!
TAKE MY HAND WE’LL MAKE IT A SWEAR
WOAH! PERCY WANTS ATTENTION!”
“Percy, be quiet!”
“Okay, I’m done now. I just wanted attention.”
“Mind blown.”
The original song is "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi. All rights to him because there's no way that I would be able to write something as cool as that.
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Percy is Irritating (But Annabeth Doesn't Do Anything About It)
FanficA series of stories that I wrote when I was in fifth grade. I was 10 when I wrote these, so I apologize for the bad plots and dialogue. Previously known as "Percy Wants Attention." Title and cover updated in 2020. The "Heroes of Olympus" series and...
