*incoming call from Zack the FBI Agent on 5/27/17 (Saturday)
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hello"
"Okay I'm bored"
"Aw I was having fun"
"So why the call?"
"Not allowed to call a friend with no reason?"
"No"
"Hey! You didn't say I'm not your friend! This is improvement"
"..."
"So, whatcha up to?"
"Whatcha? Is that even a word"
"I'm trying to make conversation here, the least you could do is answer appropriately!"
"Chill your panties. Okay um, well I'm doing a history assignment at the moment. Know anything about Henry the seventh"
"He had six wives?"
"Wrong Henry... But good try?"
"Anyway, so I was calling to ask if you confronted the guy who gave you a fake number?"
"Dude no I haven't confronted him! I don't want to seem desperate!"
"First you asked for his number, then you call him, and you greet him with- 'Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks', nope you don't seem desperate at all"
"I thought that was pretty smooth, no?"
"No"
"Ouch. Okay then but seriously, in my defence he was sexy and he was giving me they eye, you know? The one that says 'ask me for your number'"
"Is there a look for that?"
"Apparently so"
"Okay, but make sure you do! I wanna see his reaction when he realises you'll fight back!"
"I mean, I don't really think it's my style"
"You do it to me all the time!"
"Yeah well, your... you"
"I'm... me? Do you have a problem with that?"
"No! No! I didn't mean it like that I was just saying it's easier—"
"Don't sweat it okay? I have to, I'll talk to you later."
*Zack the FBI Agent has ended the call
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Hey! 6 updates in one day? You lucky guys.. I'm so happy with this book though, I hope your enjoying- let me know what I can improve on!Vote& comment :)
Gracie :)xox
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Fake Number
Short Story"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...