*incoming call from zebra panties ;) on 6/5/17 (Monday)
"I actually hate you"
"But you don't"
"I won't if you unlike it! Now it's at the top of my feed so everyone will see it! My life is over"
"What social life?"
"True, but besides the point!"
"If you hate it so much, just delete it"
"I don't know how!"
"I think you wanted me to see your zebra panties"
"Shut up"
"Okay, okay. I'll help. It's really simple, how do you not know how to delete photos?"
"I don't really use Facebook to be honest"
"Tell that to the hundreds of posts!"
"I was like twelve! Then they updated it and I don't get it, it's all different"
"God, you sounds like and eighty year old"
"Help me!"
"Okay, so all you have to do is press on the post, press the dots in the top right corner, then press delete and delete again"
"Oh"
"What?"
"That was easy!"
"Yep!"
"Thanks for helping me! I don't mean to be rude or anything but why did you? Wouldn't you enjoy my embarrassment?"
"You don't think I'd let you delete it before screen-shotting it, right?"
"No!"
"Mwahahaha"
"This is why I prefer Tyler"
*zebra panties that are in a twist, has ended the call~
Another update! Enjoy,
Gracie :)xox
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