((Chapter inspiration is that it's 4:30 am and I woke up about half an hour ago with a stomach ache kill me now))
*incoming call from zebra panties ;) on 6/6/17 (Tuesday)
"Hey!"
"Hi"
"Someone's tired?"
"Someone's annoying?"
"Ouch. Who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?"
"Shut up"
"Lou are you okay? Seriously, you seem down"
"No, I mean, I'm sorry. I just feel really emotional today and—"
"Shit, um? Don't cry Lou"
"I'm not crying you dipshit!"
"Oh. Okay then, that's great"
"I have a stomach cramp"
"Um, take some tablets?"
"Don't you think I've done that?"
"I'm guessing you have then?"
"No shit Sherlock"
"And it's still there?"
"Again, no shit Sherlock"
"Nasty"
"Yeah. Can I tell you something that I'd only tell you cause we're talking over the phone?"
"Shoot"
"I'm on my period"
"Oh"
"I told you I was on my period I didn't propose"
"YEAH? UM OKAY MOM ILL BE DOWN SOON"
"Wow"
"Sorry my mom called... We'll talk later..."
*call ended by Zack, Who Can't Deal With Periods has ended the call
"Dickhead"
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Hey lads, so um me and Louise relate rn hahahah, enjoy!
Gracie :)xox
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