*incoming call from ZACK (NOT DAD) on 6/6/17 (Tuesday)
"Dad?"
"Kinky"
"Oh, it's you. God why do i never read the contact name?"
"Aww, your so cute"
"I know, I know"
"So, what's with the greeting? Feeling kinky?"
"Stop!"
"Never!"
"My dad called, I thought it was you and I may have said something about ripping his balls off"
"Oh shit"
"Yeah"
"You want to touch my balls? You really are feeling kinky?"
"Shut up!"
"You know what, Miss Red-'
"I almost forgot! That was why i wanted to rip your balls off, you dickhead. Your so annoying"
"But you love it"
"Haha, you wish"
"Hm"
"You know what? I wish they guy from Starbucks answered!"
"You didn't!"
"Oh yeah, I went there"
"Did you ever see him again?"
"Who? Jamie?"
"I don't know his name?"
"Yeah, it's Jamie. He's a bit of a dick, told me he wrote it down wrong. Then he gave me his actual number, he was only seven digits wring- obviously and easy made mistake"
"Sounds like an ass"
"He was, he tried hitting on me"
"What a dick"
"Yeah"
"Does the make you glad he gave you a fake number?"
"Yeah, it does"
*call ended by Not Starbucks Boy (But Better)
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Guesses for Zack's next contact name for Lou?
lol, hope you enjoyed guys!
Gracie:)xox
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Fake Number
Nouvelles"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...
