Fake Number

Call 26

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*incoming call from My Baby Girl ;) on 6/7/17 (Wednesday)

"Well, I just had an awkward convocation with my dad"

"Sounds enjoyable"

"Trust me, it wasn't!"

"So, I may have changed your contact name?"

"Right, what to?"

"Don't cringe"

"Or end the call"

"Or virtually punch me"

"Your making me nervous"

"It's, um. So this is more awkward that I expected it to be"

"Can't be that bad surely—"

"It's 'My Baby Girl'"

"Ew dude"

"And with a winky face"

"And a winky face as well? I'm not sure how to be react to this"

"Are you gonna let me explain?"

"Do you have a crush on me West?"

"I think I've McFall-en for you"

"Hahahah— whatever North! Seriously, why the contact name?"

"This girl was being really weird, and I felt awkward so I told her I was in a long distance relationship. She called my bluff so I had to change to contact name to prove it. Sorry 'bout that?"

"So I'm your fake girlfriend"

"Uh huh"

"We really are like a bad romance novel"

"Yep, your my virtual Juliet"

"So I die? Thanks Romeo"

"I die too? No fair!"

"Look if the world is going to loose my sexiness it has to loose your ugliness to even it out"

"Ouch"

"What can I say? I'm evil"

"True!"

"So, this girl huh? Why aren't you interested"

"I guess I'm not really looking for a girlfriend. Everything's a little complicated at the moment"

"But what's she like? Is she nice?"

"She's okay I guess. You could say she's hot, but I don't really see anything in there? You know? She's not a terrible person, just not for me. She's a little clingy too. I feel bad but she's like the Karen Smith of my high school"

"You've seen mean girls?"

"Is that the only thing you picked up from that?"

"So if she's Karen, who's Regina?"

"What, like the popular ones?"

"I guess, yeah"

"There's two mainly, Sophie and Aliyah, but I don't really get involved in the girl drama"

"Damn it, my schools pretty boring, we have the cliché groups, I guess. But they're all pretty nice. No rivalry. They only ever fight with each other. It's pretty funny to watch though"

"I wish my school was less stereotypical. It would make it so much easier"

"I guess... What clique are you in then?"

"I don't know, I guess you could say popular ones? Only because I was captain, but now I'm not- I don't even know where I stand"

"Oh"

"Yeah, I have to go pick up my brother from dance, I'll call later"

*My Girl has ended the call

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