Master Splinter Returns (#Wattys 2017)

THE SWEET ESCAPE PART 3

Hello Dave here. I'm nearly to California, and so far my trip has been wonderful.

This cool dude in an alley gave me this green stuff that looked like catnip, so I put it in my mashed potatoes and MAAAANNN THAT WAS SOME GOOD STUFF RIGHT THERE

I also had a pleasant encounter with a young child. If you know what I mean ;) ;) ;)

Jk jk jk I'm not one for tom foolery

But yeah. I also met this smokin hot babe girl named Hannah. She touched my touched my arm. Forearm.

I wrote a poem for Sharon.

Dear my dearest sweet Sharon

You smell better than Darron

Though you're pregnant with Jimmy's baby

You'll always be my laby

I like cocaine

I am not insane

Just insanely in love with you

Our relationship is not poo

You are my boo

Love, Dave (your dragon bear)

What do you think?

I wrote it after I ate my catnip stuff

I'll let you guys know when I reach California.

Plz no hate.