Master Splinter Returns (#Wattys 2017)

Serious Consequences.

Hello pubescent children, Coral here.

Today, I realized that my son has run away with his phone that I placed in my se-I mean, private room.

I do not know how to control my child and soon, I feel like I need to go to a Gwen Stefani concert to find him.

Please grab your prayer beads if you are of that religion, and please pray that I will be able to finish my trilogy tonight so I can discuss it with my book club tomorrow.

Thank you.