Master Splinter Returns (#Wattys 2017)

Question.

I have a question for fellow mothers out there.

How do you know your if your child is addicted to drugs or just addicted to catnip?

I just got a $5,000 dollar charge on my credit card for "Ultra Luxurious Catnip~Extra Surprises Now Included!"

What are the surprises?

Let's please hope it is just catnip because I could never imagine Dave using drugs.

Please get out your rosary beads and pray with me.