Ugh, daddies, my mother is forcing me to do a tag with her, so ugh, I guess here we go ugh.
Tagged by gay_chocolatelol
1. Sexuality
DMJ: I don't label. I simply love who I love.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I do not answer inappropriate questions publicly. My fans are all pubescent children that act rambunctious when I answer mature questions. When my fans show they can be mature, I will answer the mature questions.
2. Gender
DMJ: I'm a male. But gender identities do not matter to me. Gender is a social construct.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I am a woman. I live independently and show single mothers how to be as gifted as I am. I am a wonderful parent. Just ask my Davey!
3. Happy?
DMJ: There is no happiness. Only darkness.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I'm extremely happy whenever I knit and go to my knitting club and my book club!
4. Last song?
DMJ: Problem by Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: The last song I listened to was Switch Up by Phil Denny. It's a beautiful
jazz song.
5. Hair color
DMJ: Brown like my mood
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I have wonderful brown hair that shines beautifully when I am in the sun!
6. Zodiac
DMJ: Cancer. Just like this cancerous society we live in.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: According to Google, I am a Libra.
7. Last person you kissed
DMJ: I kissed religion goodbye.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I am disappointed in Dave's answer. I will speak to him soon. However, I kissed my close friend, Mary-Sue, on the cheek after book club.
8. Fave color
DMJ: Used to be red when I was a puny imbecile, but now it's black like the darkness.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I love the color brown. It's a beautiful shade that compliments my beautiful face and skin.
9. Fave food
DMJ: I don't need food. The darkness fills me full.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: At my book club, we have a celebration after completing a book we were reading. I always make my favorite meal: artichoke and rutabaga salad without dressing. It is wonderful raw, and I recommend everyone try it.
10. Battery %
DMJ: The only battery I care about is assault and battery.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I do not under this question. Where can I find out this "Battery %" this tag is making reference to?
11. Celebrity crush
DMJ: The grim reaper
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I have recently seen a person who has caught my attention. Right after church one day, I was on WhitePages. I came across a Kevin Jonas who happens to live close to me. We were not related, so I was curious to see what he looked like. I searched his name on Google. He must be popular on the Instagrams or whatever the grimy children use today. He was absolutely stunning! There were many beautiful photos of him. I have asked Dave to put a picture of this Kevin Jonas on my computer screen, so I can see him regularly without much effort. Please wish me luck so I can achieve my wish.
12. Fave vegetable
DMJ: Vegetables are disgusting
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: My favorite vegetable is an artichoke.
13. Eye color
DMJ: Ugh, green.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: My eyes are a beautiful shade of brown.
14. Shoe size
DMJ: 10.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I am a size 8 in my kitten heels, and a size 7 in my gardening sneakers.
15. Dream job
DMJ: Professional origamist.
Ms. Coral Ann Jonas: I would love to become a professional knitter! I am extremely talented when it comes to crafting sweaters.
Ugh, I'm so glad this is over. My mother can close this chapter. I only tag INSECURITEAx & -PEACHLADY
My fans absolutely adored learning about me in this tag. I hope more people tag the Coral Ann Jonas because more people need to become my fans.
I must tag a few of my fans, as well as Dave's. He is going through a terrible time, and we cannot lose his fans that are fans of the Coral Ann Jonas. I will tag Ogre-chan, -call-me-daddy-, -Daddies-, -timebombvengeance, and cloudboy-.
Goodbye grimy children, I need to soak my feet in hot water while I knit.
YOU ARE READING
Master Splinter Returns (#Wattys 2017)
SpiritualA book about me and my life so plz no hate
