SURPRISE!!1!1!!1!1!11!!!!!2!!!1!!1!!

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by LSDmakesmewee

by LSDmakesmewee

MY BIRTHDAY SURPRISE WAS TERRIBLE!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!

My dad told me not to tell anyone but I don't care. I'm 18 now so I don't need him to boss me around!!1! I've been vv busy, but now I can spread this terrible news!!1!1!!

On my birthday, my dad told me that he invited my friend, Sharon from school!

We didn't end on good terms because she cheated on me but I was willing to 4give her.

She came to my dad's place in California on my birthday and she flipping brought Jimmy!!!!!1!1!!!!!

I don't like him he's a meanie!!!!1!!!!1!!!!1!!1!

I told him what I thought and he told me Sharon liked him better in bed.

I never shared a bed with her!!!1!1!!!! I told him that and he just laughed at me.☹️☹️

Soon after my dad left us alone to catch up. I introduced Sharon to Claire who was just coming out of the bathroom.

I told Sharon that Claire was my girlfriend and she flipped and she threatened to burn my collection of notebooks!!1!1!1!!!!! MY FLIPPING NOTEBOOKS!!!!2!1!1!!!!!!!1!!1!

She told Jimmy that she wanted to marry him as soon as possible and they got in an unmarked car. I took Claire on my moped(safely putting on our helmets before) and zooming at a speed of 4 miles per hour!

Claire said they were going to the "Quckie Dash" which was the drive-thru wedding chapel in town.

Claire forced me to drive faster than I ever went!1!1!!1!!!1!

I made it in a quick 30 minutes and we saw their car. We drove to the passenger side to find them playing tongue wars.

Claire cursed some profanities while throwing catnip that I told her to protect as I drove.

Claire could never anger me. She was beautiful even when she was being psychotic!!1!!1!!

The person near the window of the Quickie Dash stuck his hand out to them holding a paper but Claire grabbed it before stealing my lighter to burn the paper.

She is so rebellious!!!!!!1!1!!2!2!!!

Sharon mumbled something about how evil I was before Jimmy sped off in his car. He almost hit a car!!!1!!!1! But I made a new friend, his name is Garret and he works at the Quickie Dash!!!!!1!!!!!!1!! He even said I could work there!! I told him I'll think about it!!

Wish me luck!!!!🌈🌈🌈☀️☀️🌈🌈🌈☄️💦🎀🎀🎀🎀🎁🎉🎊🎀🎀🛒🛒🎁❤️💚💙💜💛💙💚💛💛💙💜🖤💖💖💖💗💝💙💟💟💟