As you can probably guess from the title, this book will mainly be filled with incoherent rants topped with colorful language, but if that's not your thing, there's also some short stories, recommendations, and more potentially intriguing things.
So...
I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE DAMN WORLD WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE DADDY KINK.
IT'S FUCKING GROSS????
Just... just, hear me out. Why... And I mean whY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL YOUR SEX PARTNER DADDY? IT AIN'T CUTE. IT AIN'T HOT. STOP IT.
I cringe so damn hard every time I read it in a fic or something like... *shudders*
Now, I will say, if it's being used on twitter like:
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"HOT DAMN DADDY" or you know, something like that, then I can brush it off. Because I mean... HOT DAMN.
BUT.
BUT...
When I'm reading a fic and the girl is deadass serious, staring into Harry's (or any other dude's) soul, and she says something cringy as fuck like "yes, daddy" I CANNOT. I WILL DELETE THE BOOK FROM MY LIBRARY. I WILL DELETE MY LIFE. I WILL FADE INTO AN ABYSS OF NONEXISTENCE BECAUSE NO.
JUST.
PLEASE.
NO.
Now, if you like the *gulps* "daddy kink", that's all you boo. I'm not saying people should stop fantasizing it but like, people should stop fantasizing it.
BEFORE YOU KILL ME.
KEEP WRITING THAT DADDY KINK IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO, but ya girl here won't be reading ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I can feel the hate coming honestly lmao. People gonna twist my words and say I told them to stop writing period and to change their entire damn vocabulary. Oh well.
This is a book of my opinions so have another text face (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
