Marina's POV
Its been almost a month since that alien potato incident happened, you'd think the crazy part is over but nooooo! Little miss Ferreira is suing me for bloody sexual harassment! Ugh as if!
But at least one good thing came out of the whole potato thing! Lana and i got back together! But we're not exactly public about our relationship... And she still didn't break up with barrie because she doesn't want to cause any publicity so we're just on the down low. Kinda.
Today was the day of my trial. I woke up to the sound of lana trying to wake me up.
"Wake up you little shit!" She said as she was getting dressed.
"Babe let me at least have a few more minutes of sleep" i said as i pulled the bed sheet over my head and tried to go back to sleep.
She pulled the sheets off of me and said "marina we are SO gonna be late!! Get the fuck up!!".
"Fine im up im up!" I said as i got up.
"Get your cute ass dressed and meet me in the car okay!" She blew me a kiss and went downstairs to wait for me in the car.
I sighed as i got out of my bed, i washed up, got all dressed and went down stairs to meet up with lana.
I got in the car and lana was so pissed off! I mean i wasn't that late for her to be this pissed off.
"UGH! You would NOT believe what the fuck just happened!" She said to me as she drove the car.
"Easy there gangster girl! what happened?" I asked.
"Your lawyer bailed on us!" She told me.
"What?! The fucking nerve on that fucker! Bloody hell what am i supposed to do now?!" I said as i freaked out.
"Don't worry i have a solution! i'll call one of my sugar daddies and they'll have it all sorted out" she said as she grabbed her phone and started making calls.
We reached the courthouse and ran to get to the trial in time, we reached there almost 5 minutes before it starts. Thank god!
We entered the court, sky was already sitting there, she was siting next to miley and they were both glaring at us as we took our seats.
"So wheres this sugar daddy thats gonna help me out?" I asked lana.
"He's on his way here." She told me.
Just then the court door flung open!
"HEY YALL! YALL READY TO PARTY!" A southern female voice said.
I focussed on her and noticed that she was piggy back riding on some guys back! And she was paula deen?!
She got off of the guy's back and the guy stood up, i recognized him! He's james franco!?
That was the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life i was speechless for a minute!
"Paula deen?! James franco?! What are you doing here??" I asked with my jaw dropped from the shock.
"Ain't this the KKK meeting?" Paula asked.
James awkwardly laughed and said "good one paula!" As he elbowed her signaling for her to shut up.
Lana gave james a hug and said "daddy! You were late!!"
"Haha i met paula deen on the way here and she didn't let me go! she wanted a piggy back ride for some reason!" He laughed as he broke the hug and reached to shake my hand.
Im okay with lana having sugar daddies because i know she only uses them for their money and connections, so i don't mind much.
I shook his hand and said "nice to meet you james, im marina!"

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Marina And the Potato 2
FanfictionThis is a sequel. Please go read "marina and the potato" to understand whats going on. WARNING: this fanfic is v stupid. In this tale of mystery and overly dramatic drama our heroine marina the vodka addict continues her great adventure in th...