Trouble in Paradise

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Yes, it was the return of the ex's, that I had made my friends. Well my best friends to be exact, it was family game time. Ma wanted to do the most likely to team addition. You had to know who was mostly two on your team. It was Ma, Darielle, Dashion, and Chris versus Kenneth, Katorah, Robyn, and i. This is gonna be, Fuck.

Tasha: Ok we ask questions for y'all team and y'all do the same for us. I'll ask first and so on, till everyone ask then it will be y'all turn. Ok

Lovely: OK, coollll!!

Did I mention we where getting drunk I'm more willing to be a freak or bold when I'm drunk? Sometimes I won't even give a fuck about your feelings.

Tasha: This person is most likely to give you a lap dance then get up and say I have to go once you're hot and bothered, only to torture you.

Kenneth: Lovely

Tasha: correct next time give them a second to think.

Everyone laughed and Robyn looked a lil confused and outta the loop. I kissed her cheek and smiled, she ignored me.

Darielle: This person is most likely to rap to you in the shower.

Lovely: Mamí I mean Katorah.

3 Rounds later

Katorah: Lovely

Lovely: Ayeee our team has 70 to y'all 39.

Tasha: That only causes your Ex's know you well.

In that moment Robyn got up and looked at us.

Robyn: Good night everyone.

She made her way upstairs and I followed. She walked in the room and I was right behind her. I entered the room and looked at her.

Lovely: What's wrong?

Robyn: This Ex Funfest, it ain't cool? Like I'm Sick of all dis shit.

Lovely: They're my Best friends, ain't shit going on. What you tripping for.

Robyn: ight whatever.

Lovely: No talk to me.

Robyn: Mi nuh like dis, Mi feel uncomfortable! Yuh get mi out here looking stupid. Mi feel like unu trying to be slick or sup'm! Like yuh even tink bout ow dis makes mi feel? Nope, an mi kno yuh didn't yuh too busy having fun wid Yuh Ex\'s mi sorry yuh bestie!

Lovely: What the fuck!?! so I'm supposed to end friendships cause I'm engaged? I did that once and I had no one but family and a lonely cold road. Damn like I got drunk and shit just so we could fuck! But naw you too pressed about dis game taking dis shit the wrong way! AINT NOBODY TRYING TO HAVE YOU LOOKING STUPID!!

It was a knock at the door I walked to it and cracked it a little. I saw Katorah standing there looking concerned.

Katorah: Is everything ok in there?

Robyn:Yea just mind yuh bizniz.

Lovely: Yea, we're fine.

Katorah: Ok well your mom wants to see you downstairs when you're done.

Lovely: Thanks boo.

Katorah: No problem baby.

I closed the door and when I turned around Robyn looked heated.

Robyn: Si dis wah mi chatting bout All dis baby shit! But like yuh say it nothing to worry bout Mi bout to just guh asleep cause mi cyaa deal wid dis Nuh tonight.

Lovely: Ight Robyn you do you.

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