Kim Jong Un X Plant Man

The Protests

{Kim Jong Un POV}
I walk out onto my golden balcony and look down at all the peasants aka my people. Such Filth.
They were all screaming my name and
"사랑해!!"
(I love you)
But Then put of the corner of my eye I see a sign that read:

"우리는 김정은과 함께 변화를 원한다!"
(We want a change, Down with Kim Jong Un!)
I instantly silence the crowd.
"Guards bring that man to me!"
My guards seize the man by his arms but he remains planted on the ground as if roots were holding him down...
They force the civilians to the side and they scamper away.
They take out their guns and I yell down to the man.
"You will pay for this, I will find your family and kill them, along with you! How dare you stand against my power!"
I run down the stairs with one of my chins in the way of my view.
I give him my best intimidating glare and he doesn't bat an eye.
I look at him, he had piercing green eyes and hair that falls perfectly to the side. Not a hair out of place...
"What odd eyes for a Korean man" I say
"Fire" I say and step back and trip on my heel.
I watch them fire without blinking, I watched them do this many many times.
But the bullet deflected on his chest and in my direction. I jump out of the way and stumble towards him.
"Who the hell do you think you are?!" I say looking him in eye.
"I am the amazing plant man!"
Then I smack his bootyful face and he fell to the ground.