Kim Jong Un X Plant Man

The wedding

I tie up my bootyful British hair in a pink bow.
Me and my Panda bebe arrived at the Wedding place.
Not a dum cateeeedrool. My panda doesn't allow those.
He claims that he is an "Atheist"
Whatever that means.
Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi's sister Azyementokomazakichopsticks, from Japan arrived. She worked as a secretary in the land of Lomailof
( @goodiegoodie05 knows what I am talking about ;) ). A man stood next to her, he identified himself as Olomoberg Peanutbutteryfrapechēnò,
She greeted us hapily. She gave dirty lok at mai panda bebe, *gasp* it is my Panda bebes ex girlfriend.
I defensively kiss my panda bebes cheek to show her that he is mine.
"BACK OFF! HE IS MY BOYFRIEND" I bark at her.
She crosses her arms and walks away, Olomoberg followed her shortly after nodding to us.
I see  Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi in a lovely red suit,with the Rolex watch that I gave him.
"OI mate!" I cri with my handsome British accent.
"YAY UR HERE!" He says hugging me. 
My panda bebe growls at him and lunges.
"Relax bebe," I say stepping the the side and he falls down. His sweet cheeks slapped noisily against the floor.
. "it's just mai boi  Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi " I tell him, Fist bumping  Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi.
Soon a Chinese gong goes off.
"Time for the ceremony!"  Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi cried.
We get into seats except I.  The groomz and me go up on stage.

They holdz handz and I begin:
"Ummm, uhh We have gathered her today, to um... wed my best friend and Drake.
Bla bla bla,love marriage.
You can kiss now. "
They kiss as I cheer.
"The best part!" I sing
"What is that?" Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi asked smiling
"The cake of course!" I reply.
We rush inside.
" ITS FREAKING TIME TO DANCE!" I scream
We pile out onto the dance floor and I show off my best moves. Suddenly I slip and stumble backwards and I fall headfirst into the cake.
Suddenly i am unable to move.
"Um don't just stand there!! HALP MEH!" I cri
When they pull me out of the cake, I dance more! Even harder.
Suddenly I have a heart attack.
And
DIE!!!!!
just kidding.
I have a heart attack and I black out.