Kim Jong Un X Plant Man

Romanian drug dealer

2 weeks later
(Kim Jong Un's)

I was sitting in my golden hot tub, mourning over ma lost boifruend and suddenly I feel something squishy... OMG plant mans body! Ewww. Those doctors dumped his body into my gilded hot tub?!?!?! The nerve of some people. smh 😒. So then I go thru the long list called Craig at Craigslist.com so I could get my bootyful British man back. Then I saw " Romanian drug dealer" ooh. Bring people back to life? Yaaaasss that's what I need.

I board the fabulous 1star airline that we have. We loaded planty's body into the upper head compartment. i sit down in the 3 plastic folded chairs that were lined up neatly for me and adjust my seat belt.
"ahh fine living" i say reclining on the three chairs, creaking below me. We take off for romania. I was dozing off when a loud crash rang out. I look up, alarmed. Planty had fallen out of the upper head compartment and was staring up at me with lifeless eyes. I sigh in relief. oh good. i thought the plane had crashed.
Suddenly a voice emerges on the speaker
a thick russian accent.
"Hello!! Zis Plane is being hijacked. Zont worry. We just go to motherland. I stare up angrily, My blubbery cheeks shake with the movement. "I still need to meet my romanian drug dealer!!" i scream, cupping my hands around my mouth to be heard better. The voice resumes over the speaker "Is ok. There Romanian drug dealers in motherland. no fear." As the plane is being hijacked i once again decline in my seats. It's too much effort to lift plant man and his sexy british body. I'll leave it.
We finally arrive at russia where the planet crashes into a lake. My flight attendant drags plantman out of the plane after me. We swim from the lake to the shore, allowing the plane to sink into the lake behind us. I finally get a good look at the man who hijacked the plane. He was almost bald, little wisps of hair at the top of his head. A long nose and blue orbs. His persia colored orbs stare into my shit colored ones. I shiver. "I Vladimir." He says, tucking his air behind his ear. "I am the Great Ki-" He interrupts me by placing a russian hand over my blubbery cheeks, "Let me ztop you right there. I know someone who can help you get your plant man back. He softly caresses my blubbery cheek. I shudder. only plant man does that to me. He wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. Me, and the flight attendant dragging planty follow him to a hut hidden deep in the forest. The flight attendant gulps at the sight of it. I don't question the man. I enter the hut immediately.