(Plant man POV)
I wake up in dark rom. Very scare. I look up at panda man and smile.
"Hi mom!" I cri hapily
"No it is I the legendary Kim Jong un!"
Dat a very odd name
"I cal u panda man" i say pulling him close to me. His blubbery cheeks swaying in the breeze, his sweate eye glistened in sun.
"Eww!" He scremed as I lick his prety arms.
"Um taste good...I want sum more!"
My Bebe panda man runs away and I cri in pain. No bebe!
He shot ugly Gun at me and I cri but I don't feel it. Suddenly I become British.
"TIP TOP CHEERIO TIME FOR SCONES!" I yell
I look down at my rolex watch and yell that it is time for tea as well.
My best friendXiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi walks out from the corner holding spring roll.
*Chinese gong*
" It is time for green tea"
He yelled
Panda man walks up to me
"God dammit ur sexy when ur British" he whispers quietly in my ear making me tingly.
"I know that" i say sipped the green tea that my friend Xiao Zhong Mei Fhe Choo Wudi made.
"Do you want to date me..." Kim Jong un whispered seductively in my gorgeous British ear. My now curly bootyful hair wiggles in the air as Kim Jong Un kisses me and I slide my slim muscular British arms around his fat neck.
Our surroundings disappeared as I whispered quietly
"Always.?"
"Always." He finished.
Then suddenly Snapes ghostly voice wisps into the shadows. And JK Rowling steps out.
"COPYRIGHT!" She screamed and pulled me away from my love.
"NO KIM! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!"
Then Jk pulled me into the darkness and I never saw my panda man ever again.
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Kim Jong Un X Plant Man
Hayran KurguAn indescribable love story between a cold hearted dictator and a man who could not be destroyed.
