Things I Hear while Helping Teachers do Glitter Tattoes on Children

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Teacher: Who's getting married?

4th Grader: The air and... CARBON DIOXIDE! *smashes hands together* YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE! Wait that's not appropriate. You may now HUG the bride! 


Mom: It's dOrooOtHhYy the d i n o s a u r!!!!1! 

(Me: *cringed while writing this*)

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