Teacher: Who's getting married?
4th Grader: The air and... CARBON DIOXIDE! *smashes hands together* YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE! Wait that's not appropriate. You may now HUG the bride!
Mom: It's dOrooOtHhYy the d i n o s a u r!!!!1!
(Me: *cringed while writing this*)
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/My Mental Ocean/
Random*Gyrates madly in spinning chair, unable to formulate words because of g-force* Hi there! My name is Riley, I'm in the ninth grade, soon to be tenth (whaddup, time is moving way too fast)! And welcome to My Mental Ocean! This so just a little on...