*THIS HAPPENED A WEEK OR SO AGO, I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO FINISH THIS DRAFT SO HERE IT IS*
Okay so me and my fam Nat roll up to the movie theater, ready to go see Guardians of The Galaxy 2 (5 out of 5 stars in my opinion).
And there were allot of people in this theater, but once we sit down, even more start flooding in. Easily 7/10 of these moviegoers are children 11 and under. When you go to a Saturday Matinee of a Marvel movie, this is generally to be expected.
So Nat and I settle into our seats, kinda close to the back just because there was literally no room anywhere else, and suddenly this couple sits in front of us. A guy and a girl, mid to late twenties, and while I don't judge usually people by the way they look, these two looked like stereotypical douches. (Okay it was a dark theater I couldn't really see them but trust me they R A D I A T E D douchiness)
And everyone is taking during the movie. Kids are laughing way too loudly, adults are telling them to be quiet, everyone is being pretty loud. And yeah, that's annoying, but what're you gonna do? EXPEL ALL THE CHILDREN FROM THE CINEMA? COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER? LEAVE A BAD YELP REVIEW? OOOoooooh so intimidating.
Halfway through the movie, Nat makes a comment under her breath that was something insignificant like "omg wow I can't believe that happened"
And this guys in front of us absolutely loses it.
He whips around and hisses "UM eXcUsE mE dO YoU mInD??!1!1??1!" Then he scoffs and turns back around. NOT TO MENTION THAT HIM TELLING NATALIE OFF WAS LOUDER THAN ANY SOUND MADE IN THE THEATER THAT DAY.
And Nat - just - taps the back of his chair with her foot. With a great force.
Now, I'll cut this guy some slack. Everyone was talking, he was trying to have a nice date (pssshahaha), and he was probably frustrated. Maybe he just got laid off of work - maybe his car got totaled - maybe he thought the laws of physics would break for him and that the toast he dropped that morning WOULDN'T fall butter side down, BUT GUESS WHO ENDED UP CLEANING BUTTER STAINS OFF HIS LINOLEUM?
Still. In this moment, he was a prick. And that's all that mattered.
So basically, we sit throughout the rest of the movie, and every single noise that someone makes THIS GUY JUST BARKS AT THEM. (Sorry ma'am no pets in the theater, please escort him off the premises).
And when the movie was finished and they were leaving, I just whisper shout, because I have no regards for my life, "I hope we ruined your date!"
PRAISE BE that this guy didn't hear me XD
But this was a while ago. I'm so totally over it now...
AND ANOTHER THING
THEY LEFT BEFORE THE END OF THE CREDITS. WHO DOES THAT IN A MARVEL MOVIE?
PROBS BC HE JUST COULDNT STAND BEING SURROUNDED BY US ADOLESCENTS ANY LONGER
BUT - HEY - GUESS WHO GOT TO SEE AN EXTRA 30 SECONDS OF MOVIE?
WE DID SUGGA
YOU ARE READING
/My Mental Ocean/
Acak*Gyrates madly in spinning chair, unable to formulate words because of g-force* Hi there! My name is Riley, I'm in the ninth grade, soon to be tenth (whaddup, time is moving way too fast)! And welcome to My Mental Ocean! This so just a little on...
