2p vs. (Hetalia x Reader)

7-Canada Shtap

Hetalia x Reader

Chapter Seven
Canada, Shtap

"Hey, ________, wake up! There's pancakes!" Alfred called from the doorway. You slowly sat up and rubbed an eye, "Let me sleep a little, you didn't let me sleep at all last night. You kept waking me up." You frowned. Alfred tilted his head, "Um, I was asleep all last night, what are you talking about?" He asked. You stood up and stretched your arms above your head, "You kept telling me to run and..." You paused for a moment as you tried to remember, "Yeah, you kept telling me to run and hide, then you wouldn't stop knocking on my window, it got annoying quick." As you left the room to walk downstairs to the kitchen, you could see the curious look on Alfred's face. He stayed behind to examine the room then ran to catch up to you, who was already down the stairs.

"Bonjour ________." Francis spoke as he are his food. You smiled brightly, "Bonjour."

"Mathew made pancakes, do you want any?" Arthur asked. You nodded and walked towards the table and pulled out a chair, "So, do you remember anything else from before you magically appeared in the world conference building?" He asked. You shook you head no, then thought. "Hey, why is it called a building if it's already built?" You asked in complete seriousness. My you watched as Arthur facepalmed and adviced, "The food is good... You should try it..." You smiled and grabbed a fork. "Mkay."

Moments after you were finally finished eating, Alfred ran back downstairs. You looked up at him curiously, as did the others, "What took you so long?" Arthur asked, sounding agitated. He took in a deep breath and shrugged, "I don't know, but it was looking for something, sorry - how long was I gone?"

"Only half an hour." Francis spoke as he took a sip of wine. Wine for breakfast... Great job.

"Seriously?" He asked in disbelief, everyone nodded as he took a seat at the end of the table, "I thought I was gone for a week. I don't know where I was, but it was dank... Very..." Alfred rubbed his forehead. "What do you mean? You were just upstairs." Arthur said. Alfred shook his head, "No - but I also saw you all here, almost frozen, so I knew I had to find a way back here... And I did, but it's like a dream, I can't remember how I got here."

Arthur rolled his eyes, "Knowing you, it was a dream." Alfred nodded twice, "Well that does sound better, I guess it was then." He pulled up a plate and began eating while you sat there thinking. What kind of dream could show exactly what was happening unless it was a great imagination?

"Oh! _________, I forgot to mention that later is actually Italy and Romano's birthday party and I kinda already said it was going to be here, like last month. SO, everyone will be here at like six, and it's noon, do you have anything to wear?" Alfred asked happily. You narrowed your eyes and showed off your school cloths, a plain (colour) T-shirt, black jeans, and black shoes. On top of it all, a black jacket. That morning of your kidnapping, you said to yourself, "If it doesn't look rebellious enough, add more black." Or maybe something like that. Alfred grinned widely, "Sweet! I needed to get them a present anyway, so let's go to the store like they do in every other fanfiction on this app!" He laughed.

Arthur looked over at him, "What did you just say?" Alfred shrugged, "I can't break the fourth wall, I don't know what you're talking about, dude." Francis smirked, "I want to go to the shopping centre too! ________, I can help you choose out the most beautiful dress!" You smiled as Arthur inturupted, "No you bloody pervert, she can do that alone." Francis frowned and crossed his arms as you spoke up, "From what I've seen in season five of the anime, he's sort of just misunderstood, he isn't that perverted and he can be really charming at times." Francis gave a crooked look, "M-Merci." He said, not understanding if it was a compliment or not. "What do you mean by anime?" Arthur frowned. You smirked, "Sorry, love. I can't break the fourth wall." He frowned as you jumped up, "Shall we go then?" Alfred jumped up beside you, "WE SHALL!" He shouted as you both raced to the car.

"Ugh, at least pick up your plates!" Arthur began as he stood up, "Wait- this is Alfred's house, what do I care?" He turned and walked towards the door to get into the car as well. "I'm coming!" Francis panicked as he chased after to not be left behind.

"Um, guys?" Mathew spoke as he came back into the kitchen, realising everyone was gone, "I'm still here!" He shouted no louder than a whisper. He looked around and sighed, "I guess I'm alone... Like always..." He walked towards Alfred room and came out seconds later with a remote, black shades, and a broom.

Using the remote, he turned the radio as loud as it would go, he put the shades on over his glasses and he lifted the broom like a guitar. "TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" He cheered as he now ran around the house in his socks, sliding on the floor and singing along to the music in his socks. But only his socks.

Alfred walked back inside and picked his keys up, but when he turned, he saw London, he saw Paris, but he saw more than underpants.

Mathew froze in place, "Shit."

"I..... I.... I forgot my keys...." Alfred said, trying hard to maintain eye contact. "I- I'm leaving now." He said as he rushed outside. Mathew waited until he heard the door shut before he continued what he was doing. Now with less dignity.

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I was listening to 'Stop and Stare' by One Republic and got the 'amazing' idea for the last part. Anyways, how did I do? Are you all still interested? -3-

Merci mon cher, au reviour~