One-Shots and What-nots

Snowmiser x Reader

    The snow was white on the mountain, not a footprint to be seen. It was a kingdom of isolation.... well if by isolation you meant you and your boyfriend and his army of little singing ice minions. You sighed and glanced over at Snowmiser. "Do we always have to bring your Oompa Loopas?" You asked, you tone as cold as the temperature of the mountain. Snowmiser stared at you, shocked. "How else would we be able to transport our picnic materials?" He said, pointing his icy fingers at a basket and blanket. "How does a picnic in the snow work anyway?" You mumbled to yourself.

    You couldn't very well imagine a successful picnic on top of Mt. Everest. Sometimes you wished you had decided on being a flower nymph like your sister instead of following Snowmiser as an ice nymph just because of some crush you had on a guy. It surprised you had eventually the two of you had started dating but you didn't mind. You loved him. You stopped walking and looked around.  You weren't at the top of the mountain but it was a lovely little flat place, perfect for a picnic.  You placed your hands on your hips.  "This seems like a good spot."  You said.  Snowmiser nodded and clapped his hands.  The minions immediately began to sing a song as they set up the glasses made of ice and attempted to put the already frozen champagne.

"A picnic, picnic, a blanket for the lady to cover the blanket of snow!"  Snowmiser held out his hand and you took it into you won. He led you over to teh blanket and you sat down.  One of the minions attempted to light a candle but the wind blew out the match before it could reach the wick.  "Just leave it."  Snowmiser hissed.  The minion nodded and slipped away down the hill.  You gave a small smile.  It was in moments like these that you remembered why you loved the ice man so much.  He was just to darn cute.

"They're not staying?"  You asked, surprised to see the minions making their way down the hill.  They never strayed far from Snowmiser, let alone left him completely.  You found it strange but didn't inquire further.  The two of you sat in silence for a moment before Snowmiser coughed and cleared his throat awkwardly.  "Y/N.". He mumbled.  "Yes?"  You asked, still more lost in thought for the possible reasons for his minions disappearing like that.  As you thought about it, you failed to see Snowmiser reach into his pocket and grab something.

"Y/N."  Snowmiser said, this time with a little more confidence.  You turned your head and your eyes widened in surprise.  Your boyfriend was kneeling down int eh snow, presenting you with a ring made of the most delicate ice crystals.  The pattern made it look like if had been made of the rarest diamonds.  You covered your mouth with your hand and glanced between the ring and Snowmiser.  "I know we've only been dating since the medieval times but will you be my bride?"  Snowmiser asked.

You were so happy you could cry but any tears that escaped were frozen instantaneously.  You nodded and spoke unsteadily.  "But what about your mother!?!"  You asked, thinking of the terrifying women.  Snowmiser smiled.  "She had given my brother and I the opportunity to find out suitable partners without her interference."  "But what if she doesn't like me?"  You asked, slightly panicked.  Snowmiser stood up and held you hand.  "I promise she'll love you."  Snowmiser glanced at the ring before leaning his head against yours.  "So what do you say?  You willing to melt my icy heart?"  You nodded. "Yes of course!"  Snowmiser' face erupted into a grin.  Behind him, hidden in the snow banks, small cheers could be heard.

Snowmiser swirled around.  "What are you doing here?!?"  He yelled at his minions.  "This was a private affair!"  Snowmiser began o throw ice blasts at his minions who scattered.  You covered your hand over your mouth to hide your laugh.  You felt the cold ring touch your face a realized Snowmiser had but it on you during your shock.  It was true you were terrified but you were mostly excited for what the future held in store for the both of  you.  Turns out it was a successful picnic after all.

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~ <3 <3 ApoclaypseRaccoon (it's so hard to read my handwriting to type these out ;-;)