Jim Moriarty one shots

Checklist

You were laying on your bed ,with your laptop on your lap, searching the internet.
"Whatcha doin?" Asked Jim while doing a belly flop onto the bed.
"Making a spring checklist/bucket list"
"Oooh, can I help?"
"Yes, actually. I am running out of ideas"
"Let me see what you've got so far"
"Umm... Eat a pretzel, drink lemonade"
"So food based?"
"No, I just don't see myself as the *you make quotation marks with your hands* flower picking, laying on grass next to insects  type"
"Oh, well.....what if we go together to the zoo?"
"Good idea. Anything else?"
"Bunch"
"Spill"
"Go to a kids' playground and go on swings, go to the movies, have a sleepover-"
"Umm, don't we have a sleepover every night?"
"Well yeah but like what if we have a board game night or something?"
"Sounds good"
"See? What would you do without me?"
"Eat a pretzel and drink lemonade probably"
"Funny"
"It's a gift"
"Should i carry on with my list or do you have any ideas?"
"Umm... Eat a croissant in a caffe?"
"Y/N enough with the food already"
"What did food ever do to you?"
"Ugh, okay"
You smiled and kissed his cheek
"Carry on please" you said
"Alright. Hmm...."
"OOH OHHHHH I KNOW I KNOW"
"What?"
"WE COULD ADOPT A DOGGO"
"Really?"
"Why not?"
"How about a cat and a dog?"
"Isn't that too much at the same time?"
"I don't know then"
"WHAT IF WE GET A FOX"
"I swear to God, you'll make me deaf.one.day"
"FOX"
"We'll see"
"FOX"
"I said we'll see Y/N, now calm down"
"Ugh okay"
"Now, what's next?"
"I give up"
"No you can't give up now!"
"Dude you're more into this than I was at the beginning"
"What if I make a list and you just check off what you.like and then we'll rewrite it"
"Mkay"
You said as you got up and went to the living room,.leaving Jim alone with your laptop.
You flipped through the channels and stopped on a cooking channel, which later on made you really hungry
"Jimmm"
"What"
"Can we order food"
"Y/N It's 22:45 "
"But I'm hungry and I want Italian"
"You won't sleep well"
"Who says I have to.sleep, SLEEP.IS.FOR THE WEAK
"
"Did you drink coffee?"
"No, but I will.if.it will make you get us pizza. No wait, Mac and cheese, no pizza.fries. No. Wait can we order all three?"
"All three? Wth?"
" I wanna experiment, I just watched this cooking channel, I think it'd be good"
"Maybe tomorrow huh?"
"No not tomorrow! Right now please"
"No"
"Why"
"It's late

"So"
"I wanna sleep"
"Well you go to sleep and I'll eat"
"Y/N No"
"Pleaseeeeeee please.please please"
"No"
"No Fox and now this?"
"It's for your own good"
"Oh shut up"
You said grabbing your sheets off the bed and your pillow and heading to the living room"
"What a r you doing?"
"Making my bed;
"That's the couch"
"So"
"So, it's not the bed, get back here"
"No"
"You're acting like a child"
"Well it's because I am.one"
"Oh c'mon y/n"
"Nope"
"Please"
"Look who's begging now"
"I'll be lonely"
"It suits you"
"Oh no you didn't"
"Wha-"
Tickle
"No"
"No
No no"
No

"Get back to your room
"No"
"Okay then
Goodnight
You said leaving to your bedroom
"Ughhhhh y/n I'm lonelyyyyy"
"If we had a fox, you wouldn't be lonely"
"You bitch"